Dogs only know to look at our faces because sound comes from there, amirite?

Yeah but dogs can't look up

Replacing Santa with Satan in your head makes Christmas so much funnier. amirite?

But wouldn't that take away from the joy of the Krampus?

Replacing Santa with Satan in your head makes Christmas so much funnier. amirite?

Yeah but in America St Nicholas is synonymous with Santa Claus. Not that it matters since the Krampus is not a part of the Christmas mythology in America and I just enjoy the peculiarities of regional Christmas traditions.

You can't be sure of your death. amirite?

Yah I can. I didn't even live yet.

A peanut allergy is not a nut allergy, amirite?

It's actually a mould that grow on peanuts responsible for the severe reactions

You can get a two in monopoly but it's impossible to move two. amirite?
@Proxymoto After you move. Right?

I mean technically yes, but your turn can never end after moving only 2 spaces. But then again I'm not OP so maybe they meant something different

we microchip our pets for if they get lost, but not our kids, amirite?

Thats like saying we put our pets on leashes, but not our kids. Oh wait...

As soon as Halloween is over. Christmas stuff will be EVERYWHERE!! amirite?

Christmas stuff has already been EVERYWHERE

Stealing pearls from oysters is kinda messed up, amirite?

It's not because pearls are debris like sand and rock that got inside the oyster, and the oyster covers the debris in whatever it's called to make it look like the way it is

being a cannibal makes you gay becuase you are eating some one else's sperm, amirite?

No, it doesnt?

You can probably count to the number right before infinity, but cannot count to infinity, amirite?
Bigfoot probably has a really big dong, amirite?
@Unknowncpyt How big would it be

Bigger than the one your dad has

People who wear watches are more social and safe on the road because they don't bring out their phones with the excuse of watching the time and spend half an hour scrolling stuff... amirite?

It's easier to turn my wrist than to take my phone out.

The scary noises kids hear late at night are probably their parents having sex, amirite?

Its just the house settling

the less you know the more you are happy, amirite?