+1,348The only "B" word you should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful. amirite?
+421You hate that little bubble thing that's formed when you sit down while wearing a jacket, amirite?
+268It's weird how it's impolite to mention someone's weight, but it's fine to talk about their height. Your weight is more or less in your control, while you can't choose how tall you're going to be, amirite?
+337A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond. amirite?
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+337Most of the time you say "what" it's not because you didn't hear what someone said, but because you need more time to think of a response, amirite?
+1,569If a robber ever breaks into your house, just pretend to be one too, and you guys will have a good laugh and hug and he'll leave, because you had first dibs. amirite?
+2,630The new Karate Kid is basically just Jaden Smith's re-creation of his dad's old show. He was chillin out maxin' relaxin' all cool, shootin some b-ball outside of school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in his neighborhood. He got it one little fight and his mom got scared, she said "You're going to learn kung-fu from the maintenance man downstairs.", amirite?