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A day without sunshine is like... night.
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What is it about four brand new tires on your car that automatically attracts you to the only nail in the parking lot?
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I don't understand the people that stare down my approaching car as they walk in the middle of the street. I get it; you're a badass, but I'm the one driving the 3,000 pound vehicle. I am going to win this battle.
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Take photos of friends with their face squished against glass. Assign to your phone contacts; it'll look like they're trapped inside your phone!
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Planking: parkour for fat people.
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Why is it that on job applications it asks who to contact in case of emergency? Um, a doctor?
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"Do you have a cell phone?" You might as well be asking me if I have a pulse.
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Guys: Next time a girl gives you attitude, simply say "who lit the fuse on your tampon?"
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The only good thing about being an alcoholic is that no one ever asks me to drive them anywhere.
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Somebody needs to teach opportunity how to use a doorbell.
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Everyone is gifted. But not everyone opens their present.
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94% of women will preface their parallel parking with, “I suck at parallel parking.”
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If we put pictures of lost kids on beer cans instead of milk cartons, we’d find them in about 15 minutes.
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Lil Wayne and Whoopy Goldberg were separated at birth.
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Life's a bitch. And then you marry one.
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