Strict vegans shouldn't listen to music played on violins, cellos, drums or pianos with ivory keys. amirite?

The thing about cat guts being used for violin strings is a myth.

If a desert touches a body of water (a lake, river, pond, etc), it's not a desert, it's a really big beach, amirite?
"Will you marry me" is a marriage proposal, while "will, you, marry, me" is a foursome proposal. amirite?

It could also be a command to Will to marry me

Your parents spend your entire childhood lecturing you about not caving in to peer pressure. From 18 on, all they do is pressure you for the rest of their lives: get a job, get a better job, get a mate, get a better mate, get married... amirite?

I feel this

We all have the guilty pleasure of intentionally slowing down when others are tailgating us. amirite?
@Ludox I slowly apply pressure to my parking brake to slow down without my brake lights flashing. In my head, the person...

Why would anyone think this is ok? Just let them go by and get out of your life, if it's safe of course. Just really irresponsible and selfish. I just yield, take the high road.

The greatest form of control is where you think you're free, when you're being fundamentally manipulated and dictated to. amirite?
Shape shifting is an unbeatable super power, amirite?

But if I choose invisibility I can see titties.

When working in binary, the reduced digit sum of any number will be 1, amirite?
You tend to rage over others more when they mistakes in comparison to when you make that same mistake yourself, amirite?
You've never heard a woman farting, and you never will. amirite?

Gen X don't care they just bomb

A bird has probably been hit by a mortar round. amirite?

A bird I wouldn't call a lucky bird.

The most expensive stores offer the most "discounts", amirite?

Especially recently.

Whoever is deciding the ratio of the size of a jar of salsa to the size of a bag of tortilla chips is way off. amirite?
The hearing impaired must really not get the big deal with Morgan Freeman, amirite?
@The hearing impaired what? Monkeys?

You're thinking of Sir David Attenborough.

Metallica is an extreme boy band, amirite?
@LookAnAltAccount Nothing to else matter

So if nothing else matters, then... am I evil?