a big turtle shell could keep us all in a protective dome forever, amirite?

Seems like more taxes and governmental regulations to me

Many animals lactate, but it's only considered socially acceptable to drink from a select few. amirite?
Things just feel different after 2011-2012, amirite?

They said 2012 was the end of the world, Don't feel alive after that.

All vehicles with rubber tires are equipped with lowering kits. The longer you have them, the lower your vehicle will get. amirite?

Juat let out air for stance

A single teenage boy alone has killed more lives than all the mass murderers of the world combined. amirite?

Sperm cells aren't 'lives'. Shut up already.

Everything we touch in public is probably going to be made out of copper and brass in the next few years because it self-disinfects. The near future is going to look kind of steampunk. amirite?

Naw copper is really expensive and oxidizes quickly and reacts with electricity a lot and is just not as good as stainless steel for most surfaces.

But God damn if I don't love a gorgeous patina.

In real life, it's impossible to have a KDR of under 1, amirite?

Not really, people have been dead and came back to life, someone had to help them out, so that person would have a KDR of under 1 (assuming they are not a serial killer)

It's surprising how much work people put into their hair, when people remember each other by face. amirite?

I still like my hair to be part red-dyed

When we send pictures to people technically it shouldn't be in our possession anymore. In real life if you sent something to someone you wouldn't own it anymore. Unless you made a copy. amirite?
Everything we touch in public is probably going to be made out of copper and brass in the next few years because it self-disinfects. The near future is going to look kind of steampunk. amirite?
@So you just line steel with a microscopically thin layer of it. This ain't rocket science.

No it's called "metallurgy" and your proposal isn't as easy as you might expect.

Copper plating stuff is not that difficult, but it oxidizes rapidly and quickly becomes green or even black and then it just rubs off.

Millennials may end up being the first generation in over a century to have suffered a recession when entering the job market and then suffer a recession when starting a family. amirite?
Everything we touch in public is probably going to be made out of copper and brass in the next few years because it self-disinfects. The near future is going to look kind of steampunk. amirite?
A man can have as many kids as possible in his life but there's a certain limit to a woman. amirite?
A centaur has two ribcages, amirite?
@chekkibrekki12 And two penis's

Nah they'd only have one of them because the human part ends above the pelvis. It would be a horse dick though so kinda cool?