verticallychallenged

About me.

I tend to post stupid things when I'm bored, to make me less bored.

I WILL FOREVER BE THE TWEETY IN THE CHAT

If it is obvious you took your post from facebook without changing it, I WILL vote No Way.

"I will get POTD...one day..." Fuck yeaaaahhhhhh http://www.amirite.net/588632 Dayum, your ass is toned, have you been frowning?

I have read the longest joke in the world
http://longestjokeintheworld.com/
Meh.

Some facts about me:

A) I am a female, which could mean me and you sexy times and 17, which means I'm not legal in some places so watch yourself.

B) I am around 5'2"

C)I love horror films, the more disturbing they are the better it is for me

D) I'm sarcastic and mean, so I suggest yo shrug it off

E) I make too many sex jokes involving your dad.

F) I had to say the whole alphabet to make sure E came after D

G) I'm not even sure anyone is reading this, no one ever stalks my profile. The dark corner is my only friend.

H) I am single right now, therefore the dark corner is now my lover.