People who think we should “do something” about global warming are nuts. First: you can’t unring a bell. Second: what humans have done to the earth is as “natural” as the estimated 700 million tons of bat shit dripping from cave walls in underground aquifers in Texas. Humans evolved for an environment that existed hundreds-of-millenia ago. That environment is long gone. What evolves next is anybody’s guess; but we as humans are never going to control nature. Amirite?

Yeah, fuck the planet

You can understand why people say Jesus was American. He stood up for freedom, justice and equality which are true American qualities. He was an Israeli in person but an American at heart, amirite?

I wanna point out that freedom, justice, and equality aren't limited to American qualities

Be there or be an equilateral quadrilateral, amirite?

Like a rhombus?

A classmate of mine doesn't tell people who she is voting for. She feels that it's a personal choice that she doesn't want to share. One day, two of our other classmates got into a heated debate about traffic tickets, so I asked something along the lines of "Is this why you don't tell people?" She chuckled and said yes. You kind of understand where she's coming from, amirite?

No, because people avoiding confrontation is the cause of people having opinions that are extremely unjustified and stupid.

That's why people debate. Otherwise people with wrong and probably harmful opinions are out voting and thinking that they're completely correct all while they stay quiet because they don't want to "fight".

People say "the stupidity of people amazes me" but when there's trillions of people in the world there's bound to be a lot of idiots, amirite?

There's not really "trillions" of people, there are billions. I think you were getting us confused with the national debt.

Guys: you are bothered by arm hair on girls, amirite?
This is not a drill; it's a sledgehammer, amirite?

I'm sorry, could you repeat that for me?

If Mitt and his 5 Sons could get knocked up he would be out there handing out birth control, and be pro choice, amirite?

First of all, Mitt Romney isn't against birth control. He's against requiring Churches to provide health insurance for contraception.

And you shouldn't make the stupid conclusion that pro-life are rallying against women's rights. It's a fucking moral or religious issue for them, and they're truthfully thinking "Babies shouldn't be killed," not "Haha, let's fuck women over with this new law." I am, by the way, pro-choice.

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb, and one to hold the penis... wait, I meant the ladder, amirite?
You love how intense the sexual tension between you and someone else can be when you tell them to shut up and they reply "make me", amirite?
You make racist jokes, but you don't want to be called a racist, amirite?

I always stand up for black people

It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat on the bus

They need to make band-aids that are the color of black people's skin, amirite?

I'm just wondering how they'd advertise them. "New! Band-aids for Negros!"

One of you life long dreams is to be rich enough to wipe your ass with $1 bills. Amirite?

You could do that now, put it in the wash and it's good as new. You'll never buy toilet paper.

Swimming is not just a sport, it's a survival skill. Not many other sports can claim that, am I right?

Soccer? Someone could say "play soccer or I will kill you".