I deleted my Facebook account today. It was too stressful... yet I kept opening the app, constantly, almost on autopilot. I think it's for the better, at least for me. Do you still use Facebook?

I was part of so many political groups, I was feeling like there was no escape. I think a lot of us in the US can agree that things are very tense right now. I was getting notifications all the time, and none of it was good or made me feel good. I realized I wasn't getting anything out of it other than anxiety.

If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

A porcupine crossed with an armadillo. It would basically be indestructible and could double as a weapon if you attached it to a chain πŸ˜‰

When was the last time you had a bunch of women fawning over you in Walmart while you were sporting a bowtie like a boss, wearing a totally dope belt buckle and rubber boot?

OMG that was you? I should've gotten a selfie with you

Lime green lipstick πŸ’„ lol πŸ˜‚

I guess murder victims are weak and rape survivors are stupid πŸ€”

It is true things are not as good as the old days...took Harry Potter 9 books to catch a bad guy and only 30 minutes for Scooby to do itπŸ™„

Harry Potter is 7 books long, not 9. Still funny though

Find your hipster pop-up restaurant name by taking the way you'd least like to die, followed by the meat you'd least like to try.

Mine is Strangled Frog

If you bring a child into your home to live, you should treat him or her as though they are your own child.

Context: Posted because I grew up in foster care, and was never treated as equal to their real children.

Would you rather accidentally eat someone else's fingernail or toenail

Thanks Rooster. I deal with serious issues all day at work, so I gotta get away from it sometime. Also I'm still trying to figure out what didn't "make sense"... sure it was silly, but it wasn't nonsensical. Gotta love it when you join a new site and the haters find you immediately and make assumptions that you don't watch the news 😝

Please post a song that your mom or dad liked...

Tell Him - Barbara Streisand

If you had a choice, what would you dream about tonight?

Having my mom back. We weren't close at all, she didn't even raise me. BUT I've now come to realize that if things had been different for her, she would've been a great mom. I want to dream about her.

Do you have any creative hobbies?

Home grown tomatoes are the best! I like to eat them right off the vine when they're still warm πŸ˜‹

How many languages can you speak?

English and American Sign Language 🀘But ASL is unspoken