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If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
Did you see the Florida Graduation story I saw this on TV and no matter what the pushed kids say - That one guy was enormous and his dancing did seem inappropriate.

Oh for the love of all things holy.ono smilie They were just having some fun on one of the most important days of their lives. Sorry, but I didn't see a thing wrong with it except the moron pushing them off the stage. crs smilie

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I broke my thumb at work yesterday and now I have to use my Index finger to text. What non-threatening injuries have you had, that were more of an inconvenience than anything else?

Ouch, sorry for your mishap.

For me it was a broken little toe. Hurt like heck when I walked, but it didn't stop me.

I broke my thumb at work yesterday and now I have to use my Index finger to text. What non-threatening injuries have you had, that were more of an inconvenience than anything else?

one of my tent poles splintered once and i got a big fiberglass splinter in my middle finger and I couldnt throw it in the air quite as easily

Most people who say they’re β€˜not a dog/cat/whatever pet person’ would probably find an animal of that species that they would enjoy the company of if they gave it a shot. Allergies and phobias are exempt.

Animals enrich our lives with unconditional love.

I have had both and I love both.

But kitties will always stand out.

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It is true things are not as good as the old days...took Harry Potter 9 books to catch a bad guy and only 30 minutes for Scooby to do itπŸ™„

Pffft!!!...Harry Potter never worked with people like... KISS

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Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result; all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water.🐡🍌🐡🍌 Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it. Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.🐡🍌🐡🍌 Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they are not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.🐡🍌🐡🍌 After replacing all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey every again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done around here.🐡🍌🐡🍌🐡🍌 And that, my friends, is how company policies begin.

Lesson learned.

When putting in a job application....ask if they pay in bananas..

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The early 2000s were a lawless wasteland πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ What weird foods do you remember from long ago that you can't find any more?

Sunny D the great taste that kids will love. δΉ‚ΒΊβ—‘ΒΊδΉ‚

What do you feel is the most dangerous invasive species in the world?
What do you feel is the most dangerous invasive species in the world?

Humans.