Canada is a quiet loft right above a really big party, amirite?
@And Mexico is all the punks getting high in the basement.

Actually the U.S is the punks getting high in the living room. The Mexicans are the suppliers with the drug lab in the basement.

Amazing women are like Rare Pokemon: They are very difficult to find, stand out from the rest, have exceptional qualities and you need Master Balls to catch them. amirite?
"You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift is just the angelic version of "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne, amirite?
@stfu

Excuse me, who invited you into this?

The joke is between I and whoever giggles at it.

Girls got it easier: A Vibrator can greatly outperform and outpleasure the work of a Man's penis, but for Men nothing can substitute a mouth or the sweet,wet, tender, warm gushiness that is a Vagina. amirite?
@Gavin the is a bit of a difference between trying to inspire someone and describing your experiences with a vagina, no...

Unlike you I'm not telling anyone to do it, I'm only describing something that I'd say 99% of vaginas are like. And No one? O RLY? Apparently 200 people think this is so, I don't think your argument holds weight Boy Scout.

Comedy Central should tell those Islamic Extremists to go fuck themselves and air the uncensored 200th South Park episode for 24 hours. Freedom of Speech FTW!!!! amirite?
@HighYella Where did I say someone should give in to the demands of terroist? And where did I say "GO EXTREMIST! BLOW PEOPLE...

I am talking about my post, which you disagreed with. Now, my question to you.... why should comedy central give in to terrorist demands and not tell them to go fuck themselves? because by disagreeing that is exactly what you are saying.

Contradiction in: 5.....4.....3....2.....1

Wait, so you mean to tell me we were all created originally from an incestual relationship between Adam and Eve? Well..... there are so many retards out there. You might be on to something...lol, amirite?
@Mike Ya only one of the reasons I've given up on religion.

I'm not sure what's more fucked up, that Eve was born from Adam's rib, that god deemed certain kids of knowledge "Forbidden", or that there was a talking snake and not a talking T-Rex? lol

Poor Ke$ha; she only has a dollar to her name. amirite?

At least it's not 50 cent.

Comedy Central should tell those Islamic Extremists to go fuck themselves and air the uncensored 200th South Park episode for 24 hours. Freedom of Speech FTW!!!! amirite?
@HighYella Haha, no contradiction. I'm disagreeing with you going on about freedom of speech and it not being rude to you, so...

No contradiction? You disagreed with my post. I say:
"Comedy Central should tell those Islamic Extremists to go fuck themselves and air the uncensored 200th South Park episode for 24 hours. Freedom of Speech FTW!!!! amirite?" and you clicked "disagree"
You say:
Where did I say someone should give in to the demands of terroist? And where did I say "GO EXTREMIST! BLOW PEOPLE UP!" I never did; I simply disagree with some of what you are saying.

You don't see something wrong here?

Anyways to end this argument here is a link as to what freedom of speech means in America:
http://www.aclu.org/free-speech...-entertainment

Read it, learn it, digest it... THEN come back here and try to have a coherent and at least consistent debate with me if you are still not convinced.

There's a thin line between Atheist and A Theist. amirite?
"Today there were 15 murders, 10 robberies, there is a rapist on the loose and a bird flu epidemic. There are terrorists plotting to blow up your neighborhood. Today's forecast is global warming with a chance of bloody rain." The News channels make it seem like the world is ending but when you look out the window your neighborhood seems relatively peaceful. amirite?
Hey government you told us "If we've got nothing to hide, there is nothing to worry about" when you passed the Patriot Act. You can eavesdrop into my calls, check my email, grope me at the airport, see me naked, and search me without a warrant... so why are you so anal about Wikileaks allowing us to breach YOUR privacy back? amirite?
@DanielJames I think I should have been more specific in my first comment. When citing "national security" I strictly was...

Thank you sir, I enjoyed our little debate.

I'm a little upset that las sentence was cut off...
....country has never seen

Real men don't buy women's affection. They earn it. amirite?
War doesn't show us who's right, it shows us who's left, amirite?

War has changed....

It would be a little weird if you caught your female teacher reading Fifty Shades of Grey. amirite?

Why? What's the book about?

We have the freedom of speech; we don't have the freedom to not be offended. amirite?

But but but but "hate speech" is not speech!
:'(
I am offended by this!

takes you to court and calls local congressman and news outlets