Apparently drinking lots of beer until you grow a belly and can't see your penis and acting like a loud obnoxious douchebag, being unfaithful, or picking fights over petty bullshit is supposed to be "Manly" in our society. No wonder the Lesbian population is going up. amirite?
Real men don't buy women's affection. They earn it. amirite?
@isorry wow 0.0, are you like fuckin bill gates

No, Melinda Gates is fuckin Bill Gates. I just watch. lol

Nudists are terrible! Not only are they immoral, it's a sin against GOD. If GOD had intended for us to be naked we would of been BORN like tha... wait... amirite?

Damn liberal hippie queer lovin naked indecent streaking fun lovin communist socialist fascist artist nazis! God will burn them in hell for all eternity! Amen.

Friends don't offer friends hardcore drugs. Anybody who wants you to wind up like Amy Winehouse or Whitney Houston doesn't give a fuck about you. AND those are just best case scenarios because they were rich and talented. amirite?
@Vinvu Smoke what grows, not made by science.

lol those cursed evil scientists with all their math and formulas Cartels.

Business before pleasure. amirite?


Amazing women are like Rare Pokemon: They are very difficult to find, stand out from the rest, have exceptional qualities and you need Master Balls to catch them. amirite?
They're sometimes wrong and sometimes right, but most people think they're doing the right thing. Even people who went down in history as infamous and tyrannical villans (such as Adolf Hitler) thought they were the good guy, amirite?

YAY! :3 High 10 We haz done it!

I hate when people tell me I "don't understand." Well excuse me, for trying to make you feel better. Amirite?

I'll return to haunt you some more one of these days. :)

If she looks 14, she's really 12, amirite?

If she says she's 18 and looks 20, she is probably 16. If she says she's 16 and looks 16 she is probably 14.

Also: She's probably F.B.I or a gay pedophile until proven otherwise in a court of internetz.

It sucks when you try to google yourself and a porn star shows up, amirite?

When I'm googling myself a porn star always shows up and asks "do you need a hand?"

She usually sucks too. ;)

iPod, iPod Nano, iPod Touch, iPhone, iPad... what next, Apple? amirite?
@Toribug hahahaha

Slap on marketing words like "Revolutionary" and "Magical" and consumers just eat that shit up. lol

Rape is always justified, amirite?

Obvious Troll Is Obvious.

Successful Troll Is Successful.

Ctrl V is for middle aged business men.

Command V FTW!

If God opposes evil, why does he not strike it down? Is he able, but not willing? Then he is sided with evil. Is he willing, but not able? Then he is not all-powerful. Is he both able and willing? Then why does evil still live? Is he neither able nor willing? Then, what sets him apart from man? Confusing, amirite?

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?”


"You're Doing IT Wrong"

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You don't have to be a prophet to make a profit, amirite?
@Sarah I lol'd

(Sarah) :)
Goddamn Caveman.. obviously it was so easy for him to do it, yet I feel like it would be difficult for a modern man.