No I don't. It comes from experience. You believe in talking snakes? resurrection? Pregnant virgins? That prayer actually works? God is a being of infinite power but somehow must jump through hoops to get things done? Oh and lets not forget god is a male. How convenient for a male dominated society. I believe there is no god, but If there is a God, who created god?
Like the holy scriptures of a shopping mall
And so it seemed to confess
It didn't say much
But it only confirmed that
The center of the earth
Is the end of the world
And I could really care less
Oh the U.S Government knows EXACTLY what to do with it....
"Oh Hai guyz, we have a few billion dollars from taxes. What shud we do wit it?" " I gotz an idea, letz start another war!"
"All who agree say I" "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" http://tinyurl.com/yb6qzeu
I should simplify all my posts down the the lowest common dumbomenator. Preferably 8 words or less, amirite?
What!? Say it ain't so! How'd this happen?
That's how he pronounces it:
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=1250082n
The internet is god. It is made of so much WIN. :P
You're not getting it, it's word play. I'm talking about the balls in between your legs. You better have big balls to get girls like that.
I do!
No I don't. It comes from experience. You believe in talking snakes? resurrection? Pregnant virgins? That prayer actually works? God is a being of infinite power but somehow must jump through hoops to get things done? Oh and lets not forget god is a male. How convenient for a male dominated society. I believe there is no god, but If there is a God, who created god?
On a steady diet of soda pop and Ritalin.
No one ever died for my sins in hell,
As far as I can tell.
At least the ones I got away with.
And there's nothing wrong with me.
This is how I'm supposed to be.
In a land of make believe
That don't believe in... amirite?
Like the holy scriptures of a shopping mall
And so it seemed to confess
It didn't say much
But it only confirmed that
The center of the earth
Is the end of the world
And I could really care less
Yo Dawg, I heard you called first lieks on that mudkipz?
That is correct. They would melt!
Even scarier.
You guys think you have problems? I've never had a puppy :( and come on! its easier to get a puppy than a partner, amirite?
No, I learned from pr0n. Good thing I was spared that really weird conversation.
Oh the U.S Government knows EXACTLY what to do with it....
"Oh Hai guyz, we have a few billion dollars from taxes. What shud we do wit it?" " I gotz an idea, letz start another war!"
"All who agree say I" "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
http://tinyurl.com/yb6qzeu
Yeah but people are scared to click on image links that they don't know about. Youtube on the other hand is generally safe and heavily moderated.