Girls got it easier: A Vibrator can greatly outperform and outpleasure the work of a Man's penis, but for Men nothing can substitute a mouth or the sweet,wet, tender, warm gushiness that is a Vagina. amirite?
I should kill myself, amirite?

Only if you are a Vegetable and are brain dead. But because you wrote this you are neither.. therefore NO!

It's crazy how some Anime can get you more emotional than many Movies or TV shows. amirite?
@Dear god. I'm surrounded by nerds

Dear god. I'm surrounded by trolls.

At least you're better off than I am...

Amazing women are like Rare Pokemon: They are very difficult to find, stand out from the rest, have exceptional qualities and you need Master Balls to catch them. amirite?
@IMP Can I keep resetting until I get a shiny amazing woman?

You can get drunk and blank out after you fail and forget all about it, then try again? lol

Hey government you told us "If we've got nothing to hide, there is nothing to worry about" when you passed the Patriot Act. You can eavesdrop into my calls, check my email, grope me at the airport, see me naked, and search me without a warrant... so why are you so anal about Wikileaks allowing us to breach YOUR privacy back? amirite?
@DanielJames Exploiting classified government files is a much higher level of privacy breach when compared to the phone calls...

National Security? The biggest threat to our Democracy as outlined by the Bush administration and the collapse of our economy is Domestic Terrorists. I'm not talking about the men in caves with beards, I'm talking about corrupt politicians. The ones who got us into war in the first place through lies and false pretenses. The ones who let banks do whatever the fuck they want to and run the economy into the ground. The ones spending billions of tax payer money for their buddies to get rich and leave our grandchildren broke. The ones in bed with oil companies that allow us to continue relying on oil from Nations exposed to be funding terrorists, also Corporations who do business with countries like Iran via proxy despite our sanctions. I don't agree with the giving out names of informants (which the government could have intervened) but hopefully this will lead to answers to History's unsolved mysteries and political scandals of the likes of which this country ha...

Girls got it easier: A Vibrator can greatly outperform and outpleasure the work of a Man's penis, but for Men nothing can substitute a mouth or the sweet,wet, tender, warm gushiness that is a Vagina. amirite?
@You're straight? Ewwwww!

LOL guilty as charged. I am not ewwwing your sexuality, to each his own. I was ewwing the image you just put in my head. lol

Immortality would suck, amirite?

If you are immortal and divide by zero it will make you get stuck in the twilight zone forever to float in the vast emptiness vortex of space and time.

friends with benefits is morally acceptable, amirite?

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!

We haven't fought a war on U.S soil in over a century. Americans are so quick to pull the war trigger partly because they haven't experienced first hand the traumatizing and corrupting effects of war and the Media really waters down the ugly parts. amirite?
Guns don't kill people, gaping holes in vital organs kill people. amirite?

Guns don't kill people, poorly educated ignorant people who may have some psychological issues or may or may not be under the influence of drugs or alcohol kill that may have nothing to lose kill people. Or people defending themselves against such said people.

Also, men with mustaches are the number 1 killers in the world.
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How the fuck did North Korea get into the world cup??? amirite?

Because they have a big brother named China.

In books or movies, whenever the bad guy interrupts a romantic scene, he always says "How touching." amirite?

No he says:

I'm really happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish but "'03 Bonnie and Clyde" is the best romance of all time.

No one actually reads the Terms of Service or Privacy Policy, amirite?

We all know we are getting shafted in the end so it doesn't matter because we need the product or service regardless :(

Amazing women are like Rare Pokemon: They are very difficult to find, stand out from the rest, have exceptional qualities and you need Master Balls to catch them. amirite?
It's crazy how some Anime can get you more emotional than many Movies or TV shows. amirite?
@Ugoman666 It's because people make anime about amazing, real life moments that will probably never happen in ARE lives.

It's not that, they just know how to write some truly compelling stories and create some very lovable characters. I get more attached to Anime than I do to shows with real people.