Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?

I guess that makes me a terrorist too
o.o

The Fame is the best album ever, amirite?

its a good album but not the best

It sucks when you're putting on your pants in the morning, but your dick rips them open because it's large, amirite?

Boners make the situation even worse

You have no idea what the saying "apple of my eye" actually means, amirite?
Today, I was wearing my new shoes. When I got home I realised that I had blisters all over my feet. I told my sister that there really should be something to stop people getting blisters when they wear shoes. She informed me that those would be socks. My Life Is NOT Average. I'm Just Really Stupid, amirite?

it happens.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge, amirite?

yeah i happened to get like 5 paper cuts today and thought about this but now i'm sad that someone beat me to it ):

Sometimes your intention is to say "do not" but your mouth begins to pronounce "don't" and you end up saying "dough not," amirite?

lol donut

If everyone voted "Yeah you are!" on your posts, it would make posting boring, amirite?

happy birthday

you're missing the other p so it would be popotamus instead of opotomus..js

Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I'm not hurting inside amirite?

constipation?

You hate it when you get in one little fight and you have to move to Bel Air, amirite?

well not everyone has heard this so thanks to the op for posting it and spreading the word(:

No matter how hard you try to effectively bite off a hangnail, you always manage to rip off half your finger, amirite?
@273059

that sounds painfully disgusting

you are either a cheerleader or want to be one, amirite?
Corn on the cob gets stuck in between your teeth, amirite?

it's pretty annoying but it tastes soo good..i would say its worth it (:

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge, amirite?
@Isn't this YOUR post? So who beat you?

apparently someone on facebook beat me to it but yeah, it is my post