+1,984Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up- grow a vagina, those things can take a pounding, amirite?
+374It'd suck to have some sort of laughing Tourettes. "..and there were no survivors of the 15 million." "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Awkward, amirite?
+418Whenever I see a hot chick walking around, I like to undress her with my eyes...but then I scratch my cornea on her zipper, amirite?
+1,377Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me... unless the words are "Hit him with these sticks and stones.", amirite?