Guys: You always try to get a quick fapping session in before school, amirite?

I fap two times in the morning.
I fap two times at night.
I fap two times in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I fap two times in time of peace, and two in time of war
I fap two times before I fap two times,
And then I fap twice more.

It's weird and mildly depressing to think that me, you, Barack Obama, Lady Gaga, Leonardo DiCaprio, and every other person on earth is going to end up the same way; dead, amirite?

That's what you think, foolish mortal.

It counts as losing your virginity if you were raped, am I right?

You have a soda. I take your soda and drink it. You no longer have a soda. Even though you didn't give me your soda, you no longer have it. If that made any sense, this might too. A soda is a physical object, virginity is a concept. You have a favorite color. I punch you in the face because thats my least favorite color. Your favorite color didn't change. I hope that made sense, it did for me at least.

Add the phrase "all over my body" to the end of any sentence, and it's automatically disturbing. amirite?

I have radioactive waste all over my body. I only have 3 days to live.

What if a person came on campus, lit a classroom on fire so we would all be in perfect lines, then started to shoot us? We'd all be screwed. amirite?

Hmmm.... Mwuhahahaha. pets kitty-kitty

If everyone was allowed to own a gun and take it where they wanted, when the robber came into the bank, took out his gun, and said, "GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY!", then the people who worked at the bank, who were at the bank, even the old lady, would all pull out their guns and say, "No," amirite?
@ilikefurrywolves4815 but you're hiding your face!

According to the voices, that's technically supposed to be my face.

This website is about being right or not, therefore, if you make a post like "You have blood in your viens, amirite?" you should get a crapload of "yeah you are's" and no "no way's". amirite?

With 7 people "no waying" this, it seems that we have a zombie apocalypse at our hands.

If everyone was allowed to own a gun and take it where they wanted, when the robber came into the bank, took out his gun, and said, "GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY!", then the people who worked at the bank, who were at the bank, even the old lady, would all pull out their guns and say, "No," amirite?
@ilikefurrywolves4815 but it's too pale

Well, since both this mask, and my mask are assosiated with the matters of death, it kinda fits.

In a few thousand years WE might be the "advanced aliens" invading a "primitive" planet, amirite?
@1276304

Since when does the government always tell the truth? You are fodder to them. Sheep.

It's possible that the universe/everything came to being from nothing, because before anything existed, there were no rules stating that something couldn't just start to exist, amirite?
@The laws of physics exist in a vacuum (which is essentially an area of nothing). It isn't like stuff came into...

Okay, first, If the laws of physics always existed, then how did matter get here? If the whole "everything of a universe" was a vacuum and laws of physics were in place, then does that mean matter could never begin to exist, meaning that every thing is a lie!?

Plus, I still don't believe something can exist about something that doesn't exist.

For the "before" time didn't exist thing, look at the reply I made a couple posts up, "I wasn't looking at time as an object, but as a concept. Therefor, before time existed in the sense that you described, a type of "time" was still at play." It's hard to explain but look at it like this new type of time is called "tTime". tTime can't be slowed, stopped, speed, or skipped. It also always exists, because it is a concept. And so tTime was the time I was referring to in my "before".

I know, thinking about how things work when we can't experiment with them is confusing...

If everyone was allowed to own a gun and take it where they wanted, when the robber came into the bank, took out his gun, and said, "GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY!", then the people who worked at the bank, who were at the bank, even the old lady, would all pull out their guns and say, "No," amirite?
@ilikefurrywolves4815 oh death is scary 0_0. i like how we are having a conversation on a post haha

Haha, well the voices have explain death to me, and it isn't scary at all. Hehe, want to take it to just messages?

Is this post about goldfish?

Oh Osama... Rest in peace, my dark prince... amirite?

Dark prince? Bahh! A true prince of darkness would be killing up close. Besides, what kind of dark prince dies so easily?

@1206546

Not to people like me, I'd rather see thier funeral, Muhahaha! Anyways I meant peace as in "Nothing good or bad happening".

You imagine worst case scenarios and stay paranoid about certain events so that way if something bad does happen, it doesn't seem as shocking and terrible as it could be, amirite?

Everytime I think of the worst case scenario, something more worse than that happens :(