Amirite could make a strikingly easy transition into being a dating site, amirite?

Hey there, I think we should start shipping since I need some handLen hello smilie.

(get it? swt smilie)

You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?
@Stepharoo I also hate when people text me "ok" because I never want to talk about Oklahoma.

I hate when people say stuff like "what are u doing" because I have no clue what uranium is up too, I'm not his keeper, and it's also very poor subject-verb agreement.

Heterochromia (different eye colours) is pretty neat looking, amirite?
Whenever you see a homeless guy on a curb holding up one of those signs saying, "Will work for food" or something along the lines of that, you make sure to look away as you pass by them. amirite?

I look straight into their soul and make them regret ever being homeless in my city

Behind every "who cares" there's a little voice inside you that says "I do". Amirite?

So the mods are deleting some comments, who cares?

....I do.

Now I wish I had a time macne so I could go back & apologize for laughing.

The worst place to crash would be in the middle of the highway or a busy intersection. Too many cars could crush you while you're sleeping, amirite?
Claustrophobic = afraid of Santa Claus, amirite?
It's frustrating how there can be Gay Pride parades and Black History month, but if there was a Straight Pride parade or White History month, people would freak out, amirite?

It's frustrating that Gay Pride parades and Black History month exist. They should just have, "Everybody is equal year."

Guys: Whenever you pee and it comes out in multiple directions you call your penis a "dick" and then it looks at you and you both laugh together at how you were accidentally clever but then you realise your dick shouldn't be laughing or looking at you so you begin to yell at it until it goes limp. But then you feel bad for yelling so massage it until you're back on speaking terms. Then as you begin to recollect about what just happen you think, "Wow this hypothetical has gotten way out of hand.", amirite?
@tag How high are you?

No, it's "hi, how are you?"

You wonder what you would be doing, right now, if the internet didn't exist. amirite?

Inventing the Internet

Guys: it's lust when you get a hard on just thinking about the person. It's love when it feels wrong to get a hard on from thinking of said person, amirite?

I must really love my sister.

Teenagers: sometimes when you're out with your devil worshipping friends, drinking drugs and smoking alcohol while having an unprotected sex orgy, you like to laugh at how stupid your parents are because of what they think really goes down at your parties and sleepovers, amirite?
@FlyingGuineaPig Guys, that's not funny. Last night I accepted a ride from a heavily bearded man with a ski mask on his passenger...

Favvkes, how do you know where I went? Even I don't know where I went, although I must say the wifi is excellent here. Very hot, though, and I can't seem to find a charger...

If you're going to kill yourself, before you do it you should photoshop yourself out of all the pictures you can, burn all your previous possessions, and hack and delete all files of yourself, and then drown yourself in the ocean where your body will never be found, so all your friends will be like "Hey, what happened to Steve? Did ... did Steve ever exist? Did we just imagine him?" Amirite?
@I_Predict_A_Riot and then get some of your acquaintances in on it so when your friends go around asking they're like 'Steve? Steve...

Because if I told my my friends that I was going to commit suicide then they'd all be totally cool with it and go along with my trick.