Go on, please. When has insulting other people's beliefs ever backfired?
You can't go wrong with a pet rock
It's probably not very "street smart" to brag about how good a drug dealer you are.
On very attractive people, almost anything will seem adorable. They can only flatter physical beauty that is already there.
Shut up. Gay people are awesome, all straight people suck
I don't think it's good in theory either. Not everyone deserves equal pay fir different amounts of work. People should be able to separate themselves in status from others by hard work.
It isn't terrible, it's just not all that great either
Just sleep, talk, have sex in reverse motion, then do foreplay, then go on a date
The little bits of shit represent life's obstacles, and how they always mix in with the joy that is life. Rather than being two separate entities, they are a package deal.
It conveys the message that without life's hardships, there can be no full enjoyment of life's benefits. The narrator of the poem has come to terms with this to such a degree that he is grateful to the shit for being there to make him realize how much there is that he could let it ruin for him, but for that very reason gets past it, and enjoys the tits nonetheless.
Thank you, I would have gotten none of this had that not rhymed
So Mr. StealthApple is trying to make us suspicious of the other fruit now...
Hungry people: food is good, amirite?
I can see why a mouth like that would bring it to extinction. Seriously, it probably bites itself in the face all the time.
I'd press it once, then wait until i'm on my deathbed and mash the sh*t out of it until i die
This is a generalization. Some girls are hot in them, some are not. It's not the clothing that makes a person attractive, while the clothing can complement their appearance
You never struck me as the type to post something so obvious. I wholeheartedly agree, but I don't exactly think it's an arguable opinion at all.
Perhaps more affordable, but certainly not easier to get into. There is still only a certain number of people that can go into a school, and it should be the best people that apply to it. If we lower the standard for acceptance, it will lower the quality of education at the institution, and that should not be done when there are still many smarter people that could go to the college/university in the place of the less intelligent that would apply and get accepted earlier.