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Almost everybody flies in their dreams, but we rarely discuss how we fly. amirite?

I don't so much fly as float in my dreams. It has something to do with "changing my center of gravity' or my center of mass , well, according to dream me.

The process is always the same, I bounce up on the balls of my feet and that pushes my center of gravity up, and the rest of me follows. It's kind of like super low gravity on another planet, I'll eventually float back down. Reminds me of the films of astronauts on the moon.

Usually I am within a meter of the ground, but once I got way up in the air and I got a bit scared. Some of these dreams have been so insanely real feeling that when I woke up I had to try once I got out of bed to see if I could still do it.

because the density of Bruce banner will always stay the same, and he cannot add anymore, amirite?
There must be an inordinate number of tilers named Tyler. amirite?
There must be an inordinate number of tilers named Tyler. amirite?
No matter how tall you are, you are smaller than a blue whale's penis, amirite?
@dankXD Yup he was certified as tallest person in recorded history, but 8ft 2in is just the average penis LOL

I was really just curious. Of corse the average person is smaller but this isn't true for everyone. Just kinda funny

Games are addictive because we hate the reality around us. amirite?

Blindfolds are addicting cuz I hate your stupid face

Donating blood before getting drunk is a good way to help save lives, and then reward yourself with the cheapest buzz you've ever had. amirite?
"I could care less" as an expression is useless in conveying how much you care about something, and does not work as an expression. amirite?
"I could care less" as an expression is useless in conveying how much you care about something, and does not work as an expression. amirite?

Today I learnt that Americans say "I could care less" instead what we say in the UK as "I couldn't care less" which makes no sense.

The amount of money companies make yearly from people saying "keep the change", amirite?

The real way this works is they ask you to give a charitable donation, which becomes a donation from the company allowing a tax offset for the company.

Really feels like we're speed-running a repeat of the 20th century. amirite?

I am on board with this

Pregnant women are always in touch with their inner child. amirite?

Pedos touch child

If you're left handed, you don't do much right.

If you're left-handed, you don't write right

You can tell a lot about someone's character by how fast they cross the street in front of your car when they know you're waiting. amirite?

So old people are all assholes.

Most services we pay for it is so we don't have to see advertisements. We pay for cable television and still have to watch the ads. amirite?

We pay for clothes to just do it and advertise Nike