+2,293It must be awkward for other people named Harry in the wizarding world.... "Hi, I'm Harry!" "HARRY POTTER?" "Ummmm, no..." amirite?
+1,295The perfect TLC show: Obese midgets with an obscene amount of kids, who force their children to compete in beauty pageants. They also bake cake in their spare time. Amirite?
+2,093When you're dreaming, you don't question things like "where did I get this chinchilla?" or "why am I eating branches", amirite?
+4,484When Hermione's true love left her, she continued on to help Harry defeat the most powerful wizard of all time. When Bella's true love left her, she curled up in the fetal position for four months, cried, and jumped off a cliff. amirite?
+2,296We all know that if we get a text in the winter that says "hjbrseyu dcsanjhtr tgrsalkj hjboijeq whgsreinhjmgbf fbglkmoivfes" means "hey i cant talk now im wearing gloves" Amirite?
+4,806Ugh, my co-workers bug the heck out of me. One of them's a chick who doesn't know left from right. But she's pretty hot. The other girl's really really smart but I swear, she looks like she came from a nerd convention. And then there's this guy who seems like he's high all the time, and for some reason he brings his dog to work everyday. So yeah, we travel in a bus and solve mysteries and stuff... amirite?
+1,837Always remember, no matter how bad it seems, things could be worse. I mean, you could be being chased by some psycho with a snake who wants to kill you because of a prophecy while you have to go find and kill six pieces of his soul, amirite?
+690People don't cry because they're weak. People cry because they have been strong for too long, amirite?
+3,046The elderly should be sent to jail, and criminals to nursing homes. The eldery would have free hot food, snacks, free legal care, medical and health, security and safety, free clothing, access to pools, counseling and education, family visits, and care. The criminals would have cold food, left alone in a tiny room, limited showers and pay $5000 a month for the torture. amirite?
+747"Yes mother, I'm doing homework" -facebook/internet until midnight- "Yes mother, I'm done with my homework" -wait until everybody falls asleep and then try to do homework under the covers like Harry Potter- -give up and decide to wing it during lunch- -forget and freak out until I get lucky and not have homework checked- -regret not sleeping earlier- Repeat. amirite?
+1,168Sometimes <a href="http://www.instantostrich.com" target="_blank">instantostrich.com</a> is the only perfect response for the situation, amirite?
+1,410Wake up in the morning feeling like I'm 50. Grab a saucer out the cupboard I gotta feed my kitty. Before I leave, brush my teeth, with a tube of Colgate, cause when I leave for the night, I'll be back by 8, amirite?
+3,329When I was younger, my mom would give me $1 to go to the store. I could get 12 eggs, bags of candy, a gallon of milk and box of tea. You can't now though, there are way too many security cameras. amirite?