About me.

Formerly known as "KaylaGrr" and "Subliminally_Sublime"

i like...

-Elle magazine
-andy samberg
-sleeping in till 5 every saturday
-kurt cobain
-anyone who can make me smile
-cape cod
-neon colors
-perfect spelling
-being naturally tan year round
-australian accents
-juice boxes
-people who act like themselves no matter who they're with
-seth rogan's laugh
-cocks. :p
-banana trees
-Bill Nye The science guy
-bo burnham
-chicago bulls, blackhawk, cubs, and bears
-stand-up comedy
-the smell of bug spray
-being fresh to death
-donkey kicking the neigbors cat
-anthing retro or nostalgic
-talking shit
-a clockwork orange
-pixar movies
-Go- gurt
-getting notifications
-and the kids who took the time to read this entire list


"A mind is like a parachute. If it doesn't open, you're fucked!."
-Don Williams, Jr

"The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity."
-George Carlin

"Unbeing dead isn't being alive."
-E. E. Cummings

"Millions of innocent men, women, and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burned, tortured, fined, and imprisoned, yet we have not advanced one inch toward uniformity. What has been the effect of coercion? To make one half of the world fools and the other half hypocrites."
-Thomas Jefferson

"I really thought we'd win that."
-Adolf Hitler

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."
-Jimi Hendrix

"It's like I have a loaded gun in my mouth, and I like the taste of metal."
-Robert Downey Jr

" In the end, its not the years in your life that count, its the life in your years."
-Abraham Lincoln

"I don't read good"
-my math teacher