If they shut down facebook, people would be roaming the streets in tears , shoving pictures of themselves in other people's faces yelling "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!", amirite?

Also, where would inspiration for most amirite posts come from? Our head? impossible..

If they shut down facebook, people would be roaming the streets in tears , shoving pictures of themselves in other people's faces yelling "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!", amirite?

Girls would be running up to people yelling 'I LIKE THAT YOUR REALLY PRETTY BUT I DISLIKE THAT WE NEVER HANG OUT ANYMORE! DO YOU LIKE THAT? DO YOU!?

it's sad when a girls pockets are longer than her actuall shorts. amirite?

or get longer shorts.. haha

you love those comebacks where you feel like saying 'BOOM! sit the fuck down!', amirite?
@1212639

I see you can use sarcasm but haven't quite perfected the art of detecting it?

you love those comebacks where you feel like saying 'BOOM! sit the fuck down!', amirite?
You would love to be able to spend over 40 million dollars on your wedding too, amirite?
@It's not their money. Technically it belongs to the state. It's British taxpayers money. If I didn't love weddings...

yes true, but they still spent over 40 million dollars on it. that is a hell of alot more money than any of us could spend on a wedding.

You would love to be able to spend over 40 million dollars on your wedding too, amirite?

i could think of a million better things to spend it on, but wouldn't you love to just have that sort of money in the first place?

want to talk about your feelings? Clearly, you must be gay! Want to tell someone your sad? Go buy some tissues, gaylord! Want to ask someone whether that cardigan looks good on you? Whether it's ok to drink wine instead of beer? Gay, gay, gay. Clearly your so gay you poo rainbows. amirite?

WOW! Oh my gosh I'm so sorry! Is everybody okay? Did i hurt anybody? I'm so stupid, I can't believe i would do something like that. I really hope your okay after that terrifying incident. I will be more careful when it comes to accidently using the wrong word next time, asshole.

A tearjerker sounds like someone who cries while masturbating, amirite?

Feels! (Crying) So! (Crying) GOOD! (Crying)

want to talk about your feelings? Clearly, you must be gay! Want to tell someone your sad? Go buy some tissues, gaylord! Want to ask someone whether that cardigan looks good on you? Whether it's ok to drink wine instead of beer? Gay, gay, gay. Clearly your so gay you poo rainbows. amirite?
Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing?...Why are you holding me?" "Just trust me." amirite?

the first kiss would have been weirder..

Whenever you eat cold pizza or cookie dough you feel like you're eating healthier, amirite?
@528491 How on earth does eating pizza and cookie dough make you feel healthy??

I think because when it's hot you can practically taste the hot oil/butter going down your throat but when it's cold you can't taste it as much?

If a person walks by, a car drives by, and a plane flies by, what does a train do, amirite?
If a person walks by, a car drives by, and a plane flies by, what does a train do, amirite?

Well you drive a car, and you fly a plane, but you don't train a train, you drive it. So it drives by, I guess?

If fish ever go extinct then getting dumped is gonna be so very much worse. amirite?