Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing?...Why are you holding me?" "Just trust me." amirite?

the first kiss would have been weirder..

A tearjerker sounds like someone who cries while masturbating, amirite?

Feels! (Crying) So! (Crying) GOOD! (Crying)

Disney channel and nickelodeon are getting pretty stereotypical. I have glasses and braces: this automatically means that I mean socially retarded, have no friends, and am annoying as hell. People wonder why these types of kids get bullied.... amirite?

i have light blonde hair and wear makeup, this means at my school: im the super popular cheerleader that everybody loves to hate, and im mean and extremely self-centred, my boyfriend is captain of the football team, he has big muscles and is very good looking and i wish every night to be like the quiet girl with brown hair and not many friends because she's so much nicer than me..

i hate when girls that are skinnier than me say there fat, cause it's like well if you think your fat, what am i ?

You would love to be able to spend over 40 million dollars on your wedding too, amirite?

i could think of a million better things to spend it on, but wouldn't you love to just have that sort of money in the first place?

"How DARE you say the word rape!? That's insensitive to victims of sexual assault!" "INSENSITIVE?! DON'T YOU EVER USE THAT WORD! IT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE SENSES!" It's never gonna stop, amirite?
If you don't know any other words besides the chorus, it's not your "favorite" song. amirite?

except for, ehhhh macarena !

"Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband." So, if you have kids, and a wife, and a husband... who the hell are you? Amirite?

a bisexual woman that lives somewhere where it's leagal to have more than one marriage..

If they shut down facebook, people would be roaming the streets in tears , shoving pictures of themselves in other people's faces yelling "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!", amirite?

Girls would be running up to people yelling 'I LIKE THAT YOUR REALLY PRETTY BUT I DISLIKE THAT WE NEVER HANG OUT ANYMORE! DO YOU LIKE THAT? DO YOU!?

"How DARE you say the word rape!? That's insensitive to victims of sexual assault!" "INSENSITIVE?! DON'T YOU EVER USE THAT WORD! IT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE SENSES!" It's never gonna stop, amirite?
@618300

Joke?!?!? that's offensive to Smockers!

You would love to be able to spend over 40 million dollars on your wedding too, amirite?
@It's not their money. Technically it belongs to the state. It's British taxpayers money. If I didn't love weddings...

yes true, but they still spent over 40 million dollars on it. that is a hell of alot more money than any of us could spend on a wedding.

Whenever you eat cold pizza or cookie dough you feel like you're eating healthier, amirite?
@528491 How on earth does eating pizza and cookie dough make you feel healthy??

I think because when it's hot you can practically taste the hot oil/butter going down your throat but when it's cold you can't taste it as much?

If a person walks by, a car drives by, and a plane flies by, what does a train do, amirite?

Well you drive a car, and you fly a plane, but you don't train a train, you drive it. So it drives by, I guess?

It's kind of hard to imagine murderers and potheads doing normal things like buckling their seatbelt or clipping their toenails, amirite?

i always imagine murderers putting their seat belt on really fast and fumbling a bit, but at the same time with a smirk on their face or an evil sort of laugh.

holds up a white, blank page women: "what's that?" me: "your rights", amirite?

it's cruel, but true x)