If my mom wants grandchildren she can have them herself.

You are born at your youngest age

Ok, but what if the life out there already has its own language, and to them we speak Martian?

Got bored, googled it:

K comes form the Greek kilo which means a thousand. In the metric system lower case k designates kilo as in kg for kilogram, a thousand grams.

That's literally the origin of the word...

Not quite bud

Are you a physicist? This seems like something a physicist or an astronomer would think about. I'm here for it

Calling the actual princess mediocre. "simp" has jumped the shark.

Brilliant, obesity solved.

I'll take some

Well in a day and age where your phone is your wallet then yes

But couldn't you cast a spell to protect you from bullets??

Rock and roll will never die.

What I meant was, we should only be with our mother on the brink of death, twice in life. Once at birth and the other when they are on their deathbed.

I wanted to live in the period that was marked with "nothing important happened here."

Pffft, we're still waiting for that one to happen.