Of the 21 million citizens of Florida, appx. 330,000 have a medical marijuana license. The rest will die sweatyand begging for a blunt. amirite?
Some people masturbate more than they brush their teeth. amirite?
When someone talks about making or spending '30k,' they're talking about '30 kilodollars', amirite?
@itsskyway You're probably wrong but I'm not bored enough to check on Google

Got bored, googled it:

K comes form the Greek kilo which means a thousand. In the metric system lower case k designates kilo as in kg for kilogram, a thousand grams.

Most services we pay for it is so we don't have to see advertisements. We pay for cable television and still have to watch the ads. amirite?
If you wear a facemask in the car, no one can tell that you're singing. amirite?

I'm in line at the local pharmacy the other day and I'm mindlessly singing along to the song playing in the store (with my mask on). The woman in front of me keeps looking around and staring at me. She finally asked me if I'm singing along! I said uh, yep. She said she couldn't tell if she was hearing things or if she heard a second voice. Made me chuckle for sure.

Mario is one of biggest simps ever, amirite?

Calling the actual princess mediocre. "simp" has jumped the shark.

One day you will be closer to your death date than to your birthdate and won't know what day. amirite?

You never know it when you die just like how you never know how you fall into sleep

Puppets are technically alive. They have bone muscle and blood inside of them. amirite?

By this logic, your clothes, your car, and your house are also alive.

August is the only month that's also an adjective, amirite?

March is the only one that's a verb...

Strict vegans shouldn't listen to music played on violins, cellos, drums or pianos with ivory keys. amirite?
@Edgycorner Well, surely a line exists somewhere when it comes to monetarily supporting art/entertainment made using animal...

Well, to get absolutely technical, aren't there vegans that refuse to wear wool? That would be the same as a horsehair bow, wouldn't it? And neither sheep nor horses have to die for those. Elephants definitely die for ivory.

When you wake up from a dream about falling, you're "falling awake". amirite?

You're an amazing thinker.

Potatoes are vegetables therefore french fries are healthy, amirite?

Brilliant, obesity solved.

Tom Hanks must have seen a study similar to the Tom Cruise + lots of running = box office smash, except the Hanks one said Hanks + lots of water = box office smash, amirite?

Watching Tom Cruise run is the only reason I go see his movies.

It has been statistically proven that living increases you lifespan. amirite?
@100% of living people have died

Exactly. If you reverse this process you could say 0% of people died which didnt lived. Therefore not liviving increases your chance of not dying.

Even if we were all the same race, humans would still find reasons to hate each other based on superficial factors. amirite?