Guys: do you want to know why girls are so indecisive? Cause we don't have boners to help us figure out if we like someone, amirite?
True love is when you can change the sex of the person you're in love with and still love them just as much as before. amirite?

Yeah agree with the above. By loving them as a different gender kind of defies the whole 'loving them as they are'. Yes true love means loving them regardless, but there are limits. As well as the them not being at all who you loved to start with

IVF shows a disrespect and flippant attitude towards human life. Have you ever researched how many babies are actually frozen. IVF should be banned, amirite?

You masturbating is also a flippant attitude to human life. In turn, according your logic, so is sex, as so many sperm die. Just... fail.

If the best male athlete in the world competed against the best female athlete in the world, the male athlete would win, amirite?

I don't really understand why people are disagreeing. There's nothing sexist about this. A sport like gymnastics where dexterity is involved, a male may not win. But men are designed to be more muscular and powerful than women. As i said, athletics involves running and jumping sports, in which case a male will perform better. Fail.

you can't spell VOLdEmort without LOVE, amirite?

yeah the point of those word play jokes is that the word is already complete within the other word lol

Sometimes, you aren't being arrogant. You really are just better than someone. amirite?
@No one is "better" than anyone else in general, and the individual in question is the worst judge of worthiness...

No, people are better than others. So... basically. You are now the most intelligent person on earth concerning... say.. zoology or something random? Or wait, wait, you've one the olympics every time for the last few decades - every event, by yourself, because hang on, you're just as good as them? Stay the age you are and use your brain.

Saying that Twilight is a vampire film because it has vampires in it is like saying Lord of the Rings is like Rudolph because it has elves in it, amirite?
IVF shows a disrespect and flippant attitude towards human life. Have you ever researched how many babies are actually frozen. IVF should be banned, amirite?
@Not really. I am talking about a growing human being.

And my point was that surely even sperm should be just as precious in that sense, as like i said, it has the potential to be a growing human being. And also like i said, using your logic, any form of abortion, i.e. though rape is wrong, and again, as i said, sex for pleasure is a flippant disregard to human life

Sometimes, you aren't being arrogant. You really are just better than someone. amirite?
@Whiteshadow No, people are better than others. So... basically. You are now the most intelligent person on earth concerning...

yeah i'm aware of a couple typos.. sorry. Just frustrating when you're halfway through making a point that makes sense

It's probably already been said, but the point of you writing a report on it is so that you learn about it. I don't care about a great deal of the things i've been taught or had to work on throughout school or uni; it's not like i'm going to go round shopping working out the angles between shelf racks using pythagoras. More importantly, i don't believe in Christianity, Bhuddism, Judaism or whatever, but just becuase i don't believe in it doesn't mean i'm narrow minded enough to think that i shouldn't have to study it.

You would not wait for marriage to have sex if you truely loved a person, amirite?

If you love someone, then have sex. Hey even if you don't love someone and you're not just being a bastard have sex too. Sex is sex. get over it. Have it if you want. It's natural. As is a lot of things. People have been having sex and whatever before marriage even existed, i see no reason why i should wait for marriage to have it.

If you're a girl, you've secretly wished your boyfriend would write an amazing song for you atleast once in your life, amirite?

It's not just boyfriends.. is nice when you get a song or poem or something from a girlfriend too :)

Guys: Tell a girl she's beautiful. Not "hot" or "sexy", amirite?

I agree, though surely if it's meant to be in a sexual context or situation, 'sexy' or 'hot' is appropriate?

IVF shows a disrespect and flippant attitude towards human life. Have you ever researched how many babies are actually frozen. IVF should be banned, amirite?

I respect that. But you do realise that it's little more than a few cells?

"Oh I'm gonna go shapping later." Americans: there is NO A in "shopping"! amirite?
@ItsBritniBetch I have literally never seen anyone spell it like that before.

That's because it's about the pronounciation of the word, not the spelling...