+7When you succeed in going to the toilet really quietly, sitting down and everything, then you finish, stand up and your trousers hit the toilet seat really loudly. Toilet ninja fail. amirite?
+7I find it somehow odd that being 'born on the 25th of december' the shepherds' somehow managed to magic up a lamb for Jesus... amirite?
+6It's great being English when people try to take the piss out of you with the whole 'did you have crumpets for breakfast?' routine; a simple response of 'yes actually' produces a hilarious amount of confusion from the other person amirite?
+4It pisses you off when people are 'in love' and are 'experts' on their 'favourite movie'. Step 1: Watch it more than once. 2: Get most your knowledge yourself, not from everyone else. 3: read the book if there is one; I Am Legend is actually about some white guy, intelligent vampires, as well as the fact that the dog features for one chapter. amirite?
+84It has to be one of the worst things when you finally get to a urinal after dying to go. You then realise you have buttons on your flies. Not only do you have buttons, but they're new and stiff. Now you're dying to piss, can't undo your trousers casually, and look like a complete douche with everyone staring. Urinals = a socially awkward minefield. amirite?
+407If you think about it, the human race is just getting weaker. Natrually, people with, say weaker immune systems, would be killed off. For all our technology, advances and accomplishments, all humanity has achieved is to put a hold on evolution. We no longer evolve. We now try to evolve the world around us. amirite?
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-3Dear all the people who say Dolphins and suchlike are as intelligent as humans. Just no. Last time i checked, i don't think that they've made any technological advances in the last few million years amirite?
+20So... The Incredibles 2. What happened? You'd rather see the Incredibles 2 than Over the Hedge 2 amirite?
+11If the suffix 'ology' means 'the study of' (i.e geology being the study of rocks etc), then 'Scientology' is the 'study of science'. I am still yet to see any helpful scientific improvements made to date that befits an entire 'religion' to studying science. amirite?
+12Though maybe safer, carrying a knife or a pair of scissors blade down still makes you look equally as murderous as blade up amirite?
+163It's frustrating watching the intro of Star Wars films and games when the vertical scrolling text has just gone beyond that point where you can't see it anymore, and you have to wait a whole ten seconds more for it to piss off. amirite?
+84There really are some people who only learn through violence; those that cannot or will not be told, convinced or rewarded into knowing their place. amirite?
+7The film 'Snakes on a plane' could have been so much better. Starting with the title. 'Snakes'? Really? So much more potential. How about 'Cakes on a plane' for a baking variation? 'Rakes on a plane' for the horticultural theme. '... Goddam steaks on this goddam plane'. The list is endless amirite?