+20Self-Defense classes teach you to use your car keys as a weapon to defend yourself, but in the future, that information might be redundant because every day more and more car keys don't actually have keys, amirite?
+34You've probably already sent one of your old friends the last text you'll ever send them. amirite!?
+22People in big cities have tiny dogs because their apartments are small. amirite?
+13There's nothing that brings strangers together more than denying someone who cut the line and is trying to merge, amirite?