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Kindness through actions is more contagious than rudeness. That's a good sign for humanity, amirite?
@Mike_Hawk Atomic bombs are a form of nuclear weapon.

If you want to be technical, atomic means the splitting of an atom while nuclear means the splitting of a nucleus of an atom. Atom bombs are now obsolete as their more powerful counterparts are available for virtually the same price. In addition, we have added all kinds of modifications to the nuclear bomb that vary it vastly from the WWII atom bombs. For example, hydrogen bombs, dirty bombs, etc.

In WWII, an atom bomb was enough to level most of a city. Now, 20 nukes have the capability to wipe out all life on earth

You have a bump on your finger from writing so much in school. amirite?

Guitar player; "bumps" on all my fingers

You have a bump on your finger from writing so much in school. amirite?
I stepped on a cornflake today! So I am a cereal killer now…
@Kumquat I dunno if you were being sarcastic. But if you were there was actually (at least) one popular comedian who told...

I was being sarcastic, but you're right. I love that guy. I guess internet humor doesn't quite sound the same as a wasted and doped up hippie

I stepped on a cornflake today! So I am a cereal killer now…

You should start your exciting career as a standup comedian right this second

Vegetarians are superior to meat eaters. Amirite?
@freespeechfreelancer I was serious - IF I was a vegan! You and I have tosseled a bit before, and I understand that you are not...

Friend...I'm not, and never was arguing with you. I simply made the suggestion that your sarcasm wasn't obvious enough and could possibly make people think you're stupid instead of making a joke.

And while I understand that it's easy to tell yourself you've made a winning point in a discussion by simply saying that I'm younger than you, it doesn't really hold much bearing when it comes to the realm of internet sarcasm

Vegetarians are superior to meat eaters. Amirite?
Vegetarians are superior to meat eaters. Amirite?
@freespeechfreelancer Sometime's I play the devil's advocate just for the hell of it. I wanted people to disagree with this post to prove...

I wasn't trying to condemn you. But if you don't want to look like a troll, you should slip in some way to let people know you aren't serious

Vegetarians are superior to meat eaters. Amirite?
@freespeechfreelancer Thanks, and that is my point. They die at early ages too.

Dude, you have to be more obvious with your sarcasm. I was ready to label you a complete moron. I was like "I had a pretty intellectual discussion with guy once, but now I think he might be retarded"

Vegetarians are superior to meat eaters. Amirite?
@fuzala how come they die earlier?

Meat has lots of nutrients and enzymes that are vital for human health. I know an ex-vegan who got sick and went to see the doctor who preceded to tell her she had to eat meat in order to rectify whatever was wrong with her

You can usually tell how mature someone is by how extreme they react to being offended.

Everyone gets offending by something. For one, it might be a bad-tasted joke. For others, it might be someone making fun of their dead grandmother. I know that I can take a joke, but if somebody is telling me to my face that my best friend is an ignorant, stupid, douchebag piece of crap, I'm gonna punch them right in the nose.

There are lots of superchill people that won't get upset about anything...except one thing. And when they finally get triggered, they go off like a nuke.

The way to measure maturity (at least in the context of being offended) isn't to measure the way in which they react, but to what content they are offended by

When you think about it, it is very strange that humans have sex for reasons other than reproduction, amirite?

I suppose thinking about it in a natural sense, you're right. Other animals mate only for the purpose of making babies...more often than not, we're the opposite