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"God damn it, Obama, how dare you promise us great things that will gradually happen, but let us expect it'll happen over night?!" Amirite?
"God damn it, Obama, how dare you promise us great things that will gradually happen, but let us expect it'll happen over night?!" Amirite?
@EmmaLee I KNOW!!!! And were paying taxes and stuff for Mexicans that came here illegally! And apparently if i don't like...

lol. he isn't even the first black president. andrew jackson/johnson (one of those) is half-black too. so there's no big deal. i don't wanna pay for the border crossers.

I'm glad as I was watching Obama's speech he talked about the acceleration of China. I forgot I was watching the Chinese State of the Union, amirite?

courtesy of stephen colbert.

"God damn it, Obama, how dare you promise us great things that will gradually happen, but let us expect it'll happen over night?!" Amirite?
@EmmaLee God damn it Obama why don't you do something that sounds great, but really kids now will be payig debt for when...

Everyone's saying that he "fixed the economy". My dad works as a stockbroker. Everyone in that field knew that the economy was going to rise on its own. It could have risen faster if we didn't have Obama as a president, and had someone who knew what they were doing. Screw healthcare for everyone. i don't want to pay for people who aren't paying their own Healthcare. I have my own family to worry about.

Marching band is not a sport, amirite?
@oboeflute Oh really, can't do anything athletic huh? Then I guess that 6 hours of pt I do for JROTC raiders per week is...

Hun. It's a joke, don't take it so seriously. I play hockey and me and my fiends bag on the band kids and they bag on us, it's not like serious. I was kidding.

But JROTC is pretty cool, I know a bunch of kids in that.

Marching band is not a sport, amirite?
@oboeflute Then explain why I got a p.e. credit for being in it.

Because your teachers feel bad you can't do anything athletic and don't want you to embarrass yourself?

"Don't be fancy, just get dance-y.." I think Pink needs a little help with her rhyming skills, amirite?

I always thought it said "Don't get fizzy just get dizzy" o.o

"Go, black kid!" and "Go black, kid!" have very different meanings, amirite?
@umamaniqua "Black" is a verb?

i think he means it like if you're playing sports and are wearing a pinny and they want you to go on the black team they tell you to change your pinny color to black...

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?
@921935

he's climbin in yo' windows, snatchin' yo motha' up tryna clone her. so ya'll need to hid yo' mom, hide yo' dad and hide yo' babies cuz he's clonin' errybody out there.

High schools often have "Sit with Someone New!" or "Make a New Friend!" type days, but in reality no one actually participates. amirite?
@KickAss They should give you this opportunity in class... instead of having dumb assigned seats next to the same person the...

i always hope teachers assign groups because i am too nervous to talk to the cute guys so i always hope my teacher will put me with them hahahaha

High schools often have "Sit with Someone New!" or "Make a New Friend!" type days, but in reality no one actually participates. amirite?

...dude. in middle school they MADE us do that. we walked in and got tags in lunch and i was in the first lunch period and didn't know what was going on. that was the worst experience of my life.

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, well they haven't played Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, amirite?

best.game.ever.

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?
@911546

OBVIOUSLY. haha.

When you're at a party and you notice someone is taking "candids" you just smile and pretend you're laughing because you don't want to be caught making an unattractive face, amirite?
@liliesinthesummer no but thanks for the tip!(:

hahhahah. everyone in the picture will be like crying and I'll be smiling just so i'm not being unattractive hahahah

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?