+813When you don't wanna go out or hang out with someone, it's nice to be able to blame it on your parents so you don't seem like the bad guy, amirite?
+372Why the heck do they make scented tampons and douches? I myself would feel rather awkward walking around with a vagina that smells like "tropical island splash", amirite?
+1,821How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?
+593“Tired of online dating? You’re not alone.” Yes you are. That’s why you’re dating online. amirite?
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+2,307Get punched: "Ow". Have something fall on your hand: "Ouch that hurt". Stub your toe: "Shit god damn mother fucker ow what the hell shit faced whore ass headed whole.", amirite?
+500It's kind of awkward when you're the only person in a pool and it feels like the lifeguard is just staring at you, amirite?
+1,150The events in National Treasure are completely random. "The Bill of Rights was signed by 13 members. 13 x 2 is 26, the number of games the Lakers lost in 1933. 1933 divided by the number of movies that are better than this, means that we have to go meet a midget in South Carolina named Thorton. LET'S GO!" amirite?
+5,043Why does facebook give me the option to 'like' my own status? Of course I like my status, I'm fucking hilarious. And sexy. amirite?
+8It's rather awkward when you're walking with a friend and you're smiling/laughing about something and then someone walks by you you look up, still smiling and it looks like you're smiling at them, amirite?
+12you judge how much candy you get on halloween by how many times your mom yells at you to stop eating it, amirite?