Amirite?

Woob

HomeJust InActiveTopLovedRandomAmiritersSearchMake A PostSign Up

Woob

Message
About Posts Comments Loved Posts Loved Comments Achievements
Send A Message
If life is "like a box of chocolates", then where's the little diagram to show where the good stuff is? amirite?

Life is more like a box of animal crackers, because there are asses and bitches.

And cats :3

Favvkess avatar Favvkes +25Reply
A paper cut is the paper's way of saying, "If I was still a tree, I would give you a damn splinter, but this is the best I can do," amirite?

Hey guys! if you were a tree, how would you get on amirite?
You would LOG in! Oh gosh I crack myself up

runnerdudes avatar runnerdude +129Reply

Respect your elders. Respect your youngers. But above all, Respect the pouch!

RESPECT IT!

Favvkess avatar Favvkes +70Reply
Abstinence only education is just like "hold it" potty training. amirite?
Abstinence only education is just like "hold it" potty training. amirite?

How would they teach abstinence anyway? "You shouldn't have sex. Play cards or some shit".

Brettward95s avatar Brettward95 +40Reply
Abstinence only education is just like "hold it" potty training. amirite?
@Sqwancho I think mine might have. All it taught in sex ed was what happens if you get pregnant, and STDs.

I was taught, "Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it."

amiritesucksnows avatar amiritesucksnow +57Reply
Growing up is realizing that the best prize in the cereal box is the cereal itself, amirite?

No it isn't; I got a yo-yo once.

TristantheGreats avatar TristantheGreat +2Reply
They should make a realistic version of Call of Duty. For example: when you get shot in the leg, sorry bitch but you're limping for the rest of the round. Or being in the presence of too many AC130s would impair your hearing, so the game would go mute.And eventually, after beating Campaign Mode, you get Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. Then, when you come home after your tour, your wife is banging your neighbor, amirite?
They should make a realistic version of Call of Duty. For example: when you get shot in the leg, sorry bitch but you're limping for the rest of the round. Or being in the presence of too many AC130s would impair your hearing, so the game would go mute.And eventually, after beating Campaign Mode, you get Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. Then, when you come home after your tour, your wife is banging your neighbor, amirite?
@FreeSpeakers Sorry it's in my nature my bad haha no disrespect

Punctuation is our friend, August. No need to avoid it.

AtheisticMystics avatar AtheisticMystic +24Reply
Confidence is when you write "answer key" on the top of your test, amirite?
@TinyNinja True story: I did this last week on my math test because I was so sure of it. I got a 99%. http://ctrlv.in/58080

99?!?! What happen to 1 percent?!? Why you no work harder?! You want work McDonald's!? You grounded!!

Anonymous +86Reply
Confidence is when you write "answer key" on the top of your test, amirite?
Confidence is when you write "answer key" on the top of your test, amirite?
When you were in elementary school, looking up the word "sex" in the dictionary was like watching porn. amirite?

I remember the first time I looked up porn... I did it on my moms computer. Then immediately after I felt insanely bad so I made up an incredible lie saying how I actually wanted to search the word "corn" on google because our fifth grade teacher celebrates national corn day. I think she believed me. Long story short, I watch porn at least 3 times a week now.

Dwights avatar Dwight +100Reply
When you were in elementary school, looking up the word "sex" in the dictionary was like watching porn. amirite?
@Favvkes After I watched Hocus Pocus, I looked up "virgin" in the dictionary and din't get it

If there's anybody that knows what a virgin is, it's the girl that constantly posts pictures of cats in comment sections.

amiritesucksnows avatar amiritesucksnow +220Reply