lol, YES those girls

especially when im driving, im trying to kill it and not kill myself.

i do

me and my friend downed a whole can once, it was ah-mazing!!

i don think my father -inventor of toaster strudel- would be happy to hear about this.

the funny part is, no one else would ever notice, but you feel like everyones staring at it going, "eww!"

it makes me feel bad for people who actually do it as a profession and are good, cuz you know no ones believes them.
nowadays "photography" means a cellphone pic of a sunset posted on fb.

im sorry that people are so jealous of me....i cant help that im so popular.

its like, the opposite of fetch....

ohhh, now i remember. thanks for tolerating my stupidity :)

really? how do i not remember that? i feel stupid :/

lol, gross, but true.
my comment was from glee, btw.

that gummy bears live in :)

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i believe it actually goes stale.