most 5 year olds have better grammar/spelling.
oh crap, i dont think im vaccinated....
its the little things people say to you that you remember for the rest of your life.
they wood be....
you guys seem to have a healthy relationship.
gentle spanking with a paddle?
yeah, and you can actually read my typing.
the funny part is, no one else would ever notice, but you feel like everyones staring at it going, "eww!"
can you come back later when, yknow, i have pants on?
pssh, of legal songs, mine would take 3 minutes....maybe.
its like theyre saying, "good evening, haha, just kidding!! its not!!"
plus the fact hes like, 90
i was behind a fat, old lady with a jiggly butt in a skirt. shudder
thats what i was about to say....im sure he'll be here soon.