What is it that makes us human? What separates us from other animals?

Paperwork.

Maybe things don't happen for a reason. Maybe we're just grasping for ways to make sense of the chaos around us. amirite?
The more you work in retail, the less faith you have in humanity, amirite?

I sincerely hope were not the only life in the universe. If we are that makes humans the smartest things in the universe and that scares me.

Maybe things don't happen for a reason. Maybe we're just grasping for ways to make sense of the chaos around us. amirite?
You know how you sometimes wake up from a dream and then suddenly you don't remember any of it? What if those sorts of dreams are actually a second life that we have? And forgetting it suddenly is a mechanism designed to prevent memory of that life, amirite?

Mind. Blown.

If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go. amirite?
Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone's bathroom looks like, one mirror at a time. amirite?
Whenever you hear someone say “STOP” your brain says “Hammer Time!”, amirite?
Somehow, hitting the 'end call' button on the cell phone just doesn't feel nearly as good as the old days when you could slam the phone down on somebody. amirite?
The Incredible Hulk. Last time I checked getting angry wasn't a superpower, amirite?
@StickCaveman You regularly check what is a super power? :D

Yep, got my big book of superpowers here. Update it every night. :)

The Four Rules For Exemplary Performance: 1.Nothing is impossible. 2.Nothing is easy. 3.If things are easy, be grateful. 4.If things are getting hard, refer to Rule 1. amirite?

Depends how fast you walk.