You must be exhausted
I really hope this post is sarcastic...
try telling pedo bear that
They should hang the shirt like 30 ft in the air, above a cage, and have a bunch of competitors battle it out until one can reach it, via ladder or stack of bodies
C'mon guys, JewishDOGGY doggy, female dogs are bitches, grandmas are female, therefore a doggy's grandma has to be a bitch
Dude, why'd you have to go and get me excited
Glo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ria in ex chelsis deo
Solution: just don't wear shirts.
I personally think you should
In copious amounts it is
"TELL JOHN TO GET HIS ASS OVER HERE AND SAY HI TO ME HIMSELF!!!"
In Boston we have huge signs that say: Caution Falling Ice. It's like thanks for alerting me of my future death by icicle
Technically if two kids under the age of consent have sex, by law, they are raping each other
Cornu is the latin word for horn, and uni is one. Unicorn=one horn
Maybe they have really epic music playing in their head. Don't judge