+917I don't know where he came from but there is a devilishly handsome guy living in a sheet of glass above my bathroom sink, amirite?
+535It's annoying when you're shirtless, like at the beach, and people always mistake you for a sculpture of a Roman god, amirite?
+411It's annoying when you accidentally draw an oval and then get mauled by a sea-bear, amirite?
+488It would be fun if we all had moments like in the Bing commercials, "Hey is it going to snow tomorrow?" "EACH SNOWFLAKE IS UNIQUE BECAUSE OF THE DUST PARTICLES THEY FORM AROUND" "90% OF HOUSEHOLD DUST IS DEAD SKIN", amirite?
+278A democrat on Halloween: "Look at all the candy you have! I'm going to take half and give it to the kids to lazy to trick or treat for themselves", amirite?
+508An interesting class would be a mix of philosophy and math: "And a line goes on forever, it's infinite" "Is anything really infinite?", amirite?
+472Just to mess with all the high people in the audience, at the end of a movie like Transformers or Avatar they should put "Based on a true story", amirite?
+417It would be cool if an author wrote a book, and then wrote another book telling the same story from the perspective of a different character, amirite?
+333Next time someone says "I did pretty good on that English test." be sure to say "I guess not.", amirite?
+200"Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that, in the same way hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that" -MLK, amirite?
+600You know at least one person who you would rather watch grass grow than listen to them talk, amirite?
+412Our grandparents tell us about when they climbed a tree, broke their arm, and had to walk 5 miles home. We'll tell our grand kids about the time Facebook was down for 3 hours and we had to tough it out, amirite?