+351You have at one point wondered if every other human in the world wasn't alive, and that they were activated by your presence somehow; that you were the only person truly experiencing consciousness, Amirite?
+85best way to confuse an archaeologist is give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
+90I'm a little teapot short and stout, here's my handle and here's my...other handle?! D: Nevermind, I'm a sugar bowl. Carry on.
+496You hate it when all in the same week you have a math test, a history test, the apocalypse, a science test, and a term paper in english due, amirite?
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+148When somebody you're talking to asks you to use more simple words, you thereafter possess a moderate desire to augment the complexity of your speech, Amirite?
+224You really don't need to ride my bumper when I'm already doing 25 mph over the speed limit. And please, show some courtesy and turn those flashing lights on the top of your car off.
+62Thanks to Disney I spent most of my childhood pissed off- When I sing, the birds are supposed to join the chorus and help the mice do my chores so they have time to make me a pretty dress later... Dammit. Amirite?
+132You hate it when you eat all of your hater tots and drink all your haterade then there is nothing left in the refrigahater. It really swaggravates you, amirite?
+564It sucks when you lose your stuff at school like your pencils, pens and your life ambitions, amirite?
+105Small dogs are useless, what's the point of having a dog if you can't occasionally sit on its back and ride it at least 10 metres before it collapses, amirite?