You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?

Helium: HeHeHe, this is clever. Sodium: Na, it isn't that clever. Gold: Au, Sodium, YES it is. Silver: Ag, I don't get it.

Fe is quite ironic, amirite?

Helium: HeHe, clever. Potassium: K, that was clever. Sodium: Na, it wasn't. Gold: Au, sodium, YES it was. Silver: Ag, I don't get it.

What do two Chinese people have in common? Everything, amirite?

I'm Chinese and this post doesn't insult me at all lol.

I have an idea for a movie script. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws, so the guys have to team up with Jaws to get bigger Jaws. I call it big Jaws! Its a great movie idea, amirite?

I read "Jews" instead of "Jaws"

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to your school, amirite?

It's interesting because Anthony chooses the Post of the Days...

The light you see when you die, is the first light you see when you're born again, amirite?

So when I die, I'm ... looking out my future mom's vagina?

Honestly, you cannot tell me you're an athiest evolutionist, order a steak, protest murder, and expect me to have an iota of respect for you, amirite?

gets out popcorn

If, when you're in Narnia, no time in our world passes, what happens if you die while in Narnia? Would anybody back in our world notice you were gone? Or would it be as if you never exsisted? amirite?

That's some pretty deep shit.

What Domino's doesn't realize that in the commercials where they prove the people's negative beliefs about their pizza wrong (not real cheese, pizza made by robots), is that their pizza was bad enough for people to think that in the first place, amirite?

It's always fun watching people argue about pizza.

Anyone that uses dice as a singular noun should die, amirite?

I see what you did there.

It's infuriating when someone sarcastically says "You're cool" when you're clearly not trying to be cool; you're just being yourself and having fun, and they have to go shit on your parade. If anything, they're the ones trying to draw attention by saying that, as if they're the ultimate authority on coolness. amirite?

You're cool

If Canada is America's hat, and Mexico is its underwear, where is the rest of America's clothes? amirite?

Dry cleaning in China.

Girls: getting hit in the eye by cum hurts, amirite?

faps furiously

The State farm jingle doesn't work in real life, amirite?

Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is here, with some oxygen. Oh hey!

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