+851A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, shits on the floor and leaves, amirite?
+715Sometimes, you wish you can shoot your finals in the face, bitch slap your teachers, feed your homework to your dog, sell your little sibling to a foreigner, and then sleep for the rest of your life, amirite?
+324You hate when birds fly away from you if you get near them. I'm not gonna fucking hurt you guys, us humans have feelings too. Insensitive douchebags, amirite?
+347Another way to say "Ignorance is bliss" is "Not knowing shit is fucking orgasmic", amirite?
+387When I see your face!... light beams reflect off of your skin at my direction in different colors of the spectrum, with some of it into my eyes, which will create an image of your face, amirite?
+187It would be weird if Neon Trees hired Shakespear as their lead singer. I mean like, just imagine "What art thou waiting for. What art thou waiting for. Say farewell to my heart tonight. amirite?
+520When you watch a movie, you sort of become part of the world. You feel like you live in the world of the movie, but when you leave the movie you're like "Oh wow, this is a boring life", amirite?
+517Who is this girl, "awesome"? The boys are always saying "I'm fucking awesome"; fucking is a verb. I bet she's a slut, amirite?
+327If our ancestors all came from a common ancestor, then shouldn't ancestors be called incestors? amirite?
+335If you're Chinese, you don't know what the f* ching chang chong means, amirite?
+197When people say "gay", people automatically think "gay marriage, gay rights, gay freedom, etc." When people say "lesbian", people automatically think "porn! whores, etc." Their pretty much the same thing, why do people treat those terms differently, amirite?