+9This website has been approving a lot more posts to the home page then before, amirite?
+80Guys: Whenever you go into the bathroom for a long time, you think your parents think you're masturbating, amirite?
+34Parents would you please shut the hell up. I play sports, I have a social life, and I do the fucking chores; now will you stop complaining about me on the computer or when I'm watching TV. What the hell am I supposed to do to entertain myself at home, talk to my imaginary friend? amirite?
+23What do cannibals do after they dump their girlfriend? Wipe their ass, amirite?
+6In North Korea on Independence Day, they watch nukes instead of fireworks, amirite?
+12You can't really blame Americans for being overweight when it's nearly impossible to find a speck of food that isn't fried, sugar coated, soaked in oil, covered in sauce, or filled with unnecessary flavors, amirite?
+14Sluts are a lot like expensive decorative nails, great to look at but you'd never tap, amirite?
+15You swear all your teachers team up on with each other to make their students suffer as much as possible, amirite?
+24Today, I tried to buy America with a penny. I don't get why they turned me down, it should be a great deal for them, with America being a free country, amirite?
+8Whenever you come back from winter break, there's always at least one kid that breaks a bone from a skiing/snowboarding accident, amirite?
+327If our ancestors all came from a common ancestor, then shouldn't ancestors be called incestors? amirite?
+13There are three types of people in your school. 1. People that you would like to sleep with. 2. People that you wouldn't kick out of bed. 3. People that you will not sleep with no matter how much money they offer you, amirite?