It's fetuses that cannot wear hats or own busses.
Hey, no cute faces. I'm not done being pissed yet.
This reminds me of Dating Site Murderer.
You spelled time macne wrong
Colin Firth. Colin Thecond.
France's flag:: http://ctrlv.in/55403
I feel guilty clicking YYA as it's almost 4 pm and I'm still in my pjs, eating a mozzarella stick.
Normally i down-vote comments that bash the POTD, but i normally up-vote good puns
WHAT DO I DO?!?!??!
WAIT I GOT IT
have a turnip http://ctrlv.in/54799
I'm on a horse.
Snow white: girl lives with seven men, prince feels up her dead body
Sleeping beauty: guy breaks into a house and makes out with an unconscious 16 year-old
Beauty and the Beast: girl falls in love with a wookie who kidnapped her father
Cinderella: guy travels around the whole kingdom to look at girls feet. Foot fetish much?
Mulan: girl cross-dresses and goes skinny dipping in a lake with a few dozen men
Lady and the Tramp: canines make-out with a bowl of spaghetti
The Little Mermaid: guy gets it on with a human-fish hybrid and almost marries an octopus
The Princess and the Frog: girl makes out with a frog
And you think a lesbian princess would raise too many questions?
One day I'll tell my grandchildren about a time when the internet was uncensored and users roamed free within its borders like majestic lions across the grasslands. I'll tell them how we had to type things out instead of using the neural links implanted in our brain stems, how we had to scroll down through dozens of menus, both ways, with a stalled connection to find what we wanted, and I'll remind them that children these days are so ungrateful. I'll tell them how we had programs that connect you to another user across the world and let you talk about your different experiences, and when they ask me if I ever saw anyone's dick between the philosophical debates I'll laugh and find a clever way to avoid answering, because the elderly are entitled to their secrets. I'll complain about my carpel tunnel and advanced arthritis in both thumbs, and at thanksgiving I'll remind them to be thankful for mind upload text. I'll keep my dear old friend, my laptop, on a shelf beside the grandfather clock, where it will gather dust because it's been broken for years and the parts are no longer made, and the children will stare at it in wonder and marvel, "The screen really does fold up!"
Rise Against... Regina Spektor....
Yeah, we're kind of a big deal.