OK, you got me, I'm an idiot, you win. Idiot old me up in here.
I wish I was clever like what you are.
I mean look at you, you have all these quotes that you just randomly took from other people, I don't have any of those!
I'm not sure how I expected to win an argument with all my idiot, when all along you were geniusing all around this argument.
I wish I had thought to call you an idiot as a super clever way of giving up the argument, but then how could I think of calling you an idiot, when you have all that clever.
Scare the burglars! Frighten the cat! Startle the grandkids! Terrify your husband's mistress! Bother the cleaning lady! Bamboozle the UPS man! Reassure the gardener! Fuck with the meter reader! Amuse the electric company! Chase away the alligators! Endless fun! Dozens of uses! Hours of laughs!
I did this recently. I put a very long coming out status that thanked all of his friends for support. Multiple people believed it. Then I got down to business. I changed his name to Oprah Odonnel Winfree. I said he worked at an Al Qaeda training camp with a new project "9/11/12". I posted on every Smith's wall that he was friends with "You're my favorite smith". Same thing with another name I'm forgetting. I messaged one girl telling her she was really pretty and begged for nudes. I accepted a friend request from a girl he's been avoiding like crazy. I added every girl on Facebook named Laquisha and was going to put up a status "I love you Laquisha", but they never accepted. Oh yeah, I also changed his profile picture to Justin Beiber and his time line cover to One Direction. There was more, but I forget.
Really? And here I thought everyone conformed to every stereotype and that they were all 100% true. I guess I break the stereotype that I go on amirite and I'm not stupid as fuck
I don't think it's so much that intelligent people 'see the evil in the world' and simply can't get beyond that. I think it's more that they see the evil in themselves, and that they strive so hard to understand their world and their lives and themselves that they struggle to feel contentment with what they already know. They are intelligent, and so of course they are going to seek meaning and discovery in life. These pursuits, however, are so blatenty daunting - and likely impossible - that the intelligent person is unhappy.
OK, you got me, I'm an idiot, you win. Idiot old me up in here.
I wish I was clever like what you are.
I mean look at you, you have all these quotes that you just randomly took from other people, I don't have any of those!
I'm not sure how I expected to win an argument with all my idiot, when all along you were geniusing all around this argument.
I wish I had thought to call you an idiot as a super clever way of giving up the argument, but then how could I think of calling you an idiot, when you have all that clever.
Also black people
You wish posts were longer, amirite?
I'm not sure if that's how you science.
Scare the burglars! Frighten the cat! Startle the grandkids! Terrify your husband's mistress! Bother the cleaning lady! Bamboozle the UPS man! Reassure the gardener! Fuck with the meter reader! Amuse the electric company! Chase away the alligators! Endless fun! Dozens of uses! Hours of laughs!
I did this recently. I put a very long coming out status that thanked all of his friends for support. Multiple people believed it. Then I got down to business. I changed his name to Oprah Odonnel Winfree. I said he worked at an Al Qaeda training camp with a new project "9/11/12". I posted on every Smith's wall that he was friends with "You're my favorite smith". Same thing with another name I'm forgetting. I messaged one girl telling her she was really pretty and begged for nudes. I accepted a friend request from a girl he's been avoiding like crazy. I added every girl on Facebook named Laquisha and was going to put up a status "I love you Laquisha", but they never accepted. Oh yeah, I also changed his profile picture to Justin Beiber and his time line cover to One Direction. There was more, but I forget.
I went to the doctor and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked why, and he said, "Because I'm trying to check for testicular cancer!"
Really? And here I thought everyone conformed to every stereotype and that they were all 100% true. I guess I break the stereotype that I go on amirite and I'm not stupid as fuck
Getting 16 undiscovered illnesses isn't THAT bad. It makes for a great story to tell people on the bus.
I don't think it's so much that intelligent people 'see the evil in the world' and simply can't get beyond that. I think it's more that they see the evil in themselves, and that they strive so hard to understand their world and their lives and themselves that they struggle to feel contentment with what they already know. They are intelligent, and so of course they are going to seek meaning and discovery in life. These pursuits, however, are so blatenty daunting - and likely impossible - that the intelligent person is unhappy.
I can't remember, I was cut off by the "amirite?" at the end.
A woman?? Still scary.
"Hey Betty.. What's that word right there? Drive.. Therouh?"
"I don't know Mike, I think it's one of those fancy people words."