Museum Guide: "And these outfits here were commonly worn to formal events in the 2010's. Note the slight sagging of the pants in this suit - that was considered fashionable at the time. The leopard print of this tube dress was also considered stylish for the era.
Guy: "Man, look how high those pants go!"
Girl: "Wow, a one-piece dress! Classy!"
Eh, sometimes. I have the freakish ability to remember the basic layouts of the most of the houses I've ever been in, so I tend to randomly pick one and apply it to the story.
Goodbye Big Fart!
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!"
His name is Robert Paulson.
Humans also fling shit at each other. They just do it verbally.
Nah, I was always the kid who got their pencil stolen.
Although once I had to write my name on a paper in middle school, so I borrowed the nearest pencil (fully intending to give it back), and the girl who owned it BITCHED. ME. OUT.
And topping the charts this week is "I Love You (You Love Me) by Barn. EE.
Nah, when I'm a pedestrian, I remember how angry I get when pedestrians walk in front of me while I'm driving, and then imagine how the driver of the car is angered by my presence and fantasizing about running me over, and then get the hell out of his way.
This is especially true for IB and AP kids. Our tests, which end 2 weeks before school itself ends, are our finals, so we have to come to school and sit around for 2 weeks for NOTHING. Not even review.
Either that or 'This product was delivered to me a week late so I'm going to give it one star'.
A girl with her nipples poking through her shirt is like a train wreck - you just can't look away.
They graded my high school PE class according to effort/participation. People still failed.
"Okay, I'll pay you in gold coins! All I have to do is punch-a this brick!"