Im am the incarnate son of Jay Leno. Fear me.
So it all started 14 years back, when i popped out of my mothers no-no square, and I ventured of into the world.I made friends with a Pedophille, a Serial Rapist, and a couple of strippers.
We had so much fun. Sexually.
So hear I am, writing Information about myself on the internet.
(Also, i am one of the most fuckin classiest people you could ever meet, and dont let anybody ever tell you any different.)
I'm a member of the triforce 'o sexiness.