About me.

Zonkeys are the ultimate fighting machines. We fart burning raccoons.

My life and ambitions.

I have no life. I have no wife. I ate my bride and lost my pride. I like onions.

A brief history of my life.

Got born, naked. Naked is good. I love onions.

The things I could never live without.

I could never live without onions.

My favourite books, TV, music, movies and food.

Too many to answer, but I like onions in every fictional form.

The coolest places I've visited.

Onionville, Iceland.

In my free time I like to...

I like eating onions and farting burning raccoons.

Favourite Quotes

"Without waking him up? I don't believe you." -- The other part of the "tiger" in Monty Python's Meaning of Life...

You should send me a message if you..

If you love me, you know it, you feel it, your onions burning like a raccoon...

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