+425 No, it's not average to see a dolphin riding a motercycle bust into your kitchen and make you a chicken sandwhich only for you to drop it and catch it with you big toe like a ninja, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In fact, people who see that are called mad

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or called MLIA'ers.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Bulletproof<3): Indeed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MLIA got so annoying. it's sad that this isn't really that far fetched from some of the posts on there haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't believe that that was actually posted.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MLIA has gotten so out of hand... I can't even read it anymore without wondering if these guys understand the word average.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's also not average for people to spell "motorcycle" improperly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thats a normal tuesday for me actually

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am a converter. MLIA got so... MLIUA (My Life is Unaverage).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sorry, but cool stuff happens to us on a REGULAR BASIS. Do you not understand this?? If you don't like it, you don't have to read the site!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah? then make a site for people to post all the "cool" stuff that happens because 99% of MLIA isn't AVERAGE -key word

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's called MyLifeIsG.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you wouldn't be a ninja because you dropped the sandwich...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only in Japan is that average, just like video game characters popping out of your tv screen, or a dude with banana ears, a banana mustache, and bananas in his hands using said bananas to fly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's not?! I'm gonna have to stop letting those dolphins make me sandwiches.. and leaving motorcycle tread marks in my kitchen, on top of starting to use my little toe to catch things to feel like a ninja.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don't know what your talking abouy... that has happened to me at least once every month this year

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To me is seems pretty average.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

defy average? average is different from everyones pint of veiw sooooooooooooooooo STOP hating MLIA<3 and thats putting it wayyyyyyyyyy outa context .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(kelsey:)))))): i think you mean DEFINE. and average is defined as a typical outcome you would expect, not something like a person in a costume or an "epic" light saber battle

by Anonymous 13 years ago