Why do guys get boners in school, is chemistry really that orgasmic? amirite?

chemistry isnt that orgasmic but all the girls in short shorts are !!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're allowed to wear those in school?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's involuntary. Starting at puberty guys get erections at unusual, and generally inconvenient, times. Though the girls in class, (or guys maybe...), or wherever, can play their part in it too. Most guys haven't learned how to control it at that age, and some never do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow...I learned something today

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THANK YOU. OP IS A DUMBASS. PLEASE GOOGLE YOUR AMIRITES BEOFRE POSTING THEM SO PEOPLE DON'T THINK YOU ARE STUPID.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Um, no, I disagree. Yes, you get SOME involuntary boners when you first hit puberty. Most of my boners at school nowadays, however, are completely conscious and voluntary. You just zone one out and start thinking about the girl conveniently sitting right in front of you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also it's a pavlonian response. Most guys masterbate before bed. Nice easy way to fall asleep. So when a dude gets tired hard-on. Chemistry class is boring which makes you sleepy which equals hard-on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Kinda random but thanks nonetheless..:D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They tell us guys we're going to have random hard-ons when we go through puberty. Next time any dude gets a hard-on in class think about why you're having an erection. You either have to piss, or you're tired.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You get a hard-on when you have to piss? That's usually only when I'm sleeping, thus causing morning-wood.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bleh, usually only happens is what I meant to say.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah but after you get up to take a piss its gone right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YES, exactly!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So then its been established that it doesn't have to be in the morning, it could be right in the middle of class, after you take a nap, idk whenever you got to hold it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol, no not really. Just in the morning. Maybe you're deformed o.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This conversation is....umm, informative?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whatever bro, just think about what I said after you have your first beer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well thinking about girls is better than thinking about chemistry. Thus leading to an erection. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha! Question answered..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know about chemistry, but whenever i go to math class, i just want it to rip my pants off and do me already

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahah What?!?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

o nothing *casually backs out of the room*... btw i really like most of your posts, but make sure you double check to make sure it's not a repeat or facebook group before you post

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah I kinda got that...lol. Well I get my bf to help with my posts, which is why i have so many, and so a lot of them turn out to be something he just heard on the internet. But Im trying to be more careful now. Thanks though, I really appreciate it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i can be your math class

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget your protractor hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes. Redox reactions almost made me jizz myself in my desk. It was really embarrassing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did anyone else think that "orgasmic chemistry" was a pun on "organic chemistry"?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think it actually is a pun

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ummm, orgasmic is when you are cumming, I think the word erotic would be a better word to use, since that's why you would get boners. Unless puberty and shit is coming into play.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I disagree to the having to pee= boner. The reason morning wood goes away after the piss is because you can't have a hard on and pee at the same time. It has to drop to empty things out. You get morning wood from naughty dreams.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post has taught me a lot about the male reproductive organs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can piss with a boner. True story.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is that possible?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah. I can piss with a boner too. Actually i just proved that maybe 5 minutes ago. I believe u cant cum and pee at the same time..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You should try it and get back to me on that one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah... I can do them consecutively in either order but not at the same time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well thanks for playing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All in the name of science my dear. Plus cumming fuckin rocks lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

U could be on ur x axis while i try to find the vertex of legs a and b?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lawl XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha that made me laugh, but seriously i just learned so much by reading these comments... (im a girl btw)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol nerdy math related fuck talk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I Got a 100 on my ny state chem regents. Chem gets me almost as hard as sara24

by Anonymous 13 years ago

suck my ass bitches :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago