"What's up?" "Eating you." ...This is how commas save lives. amirite?

Very clever

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a) very unoriginal b) this only show's how commas save lives, IF you know how to properly use commas c) this is a dupe post = fail

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1) It is original because I copied it off one of MY chats on facebook. b) That's the entire point of this post? No argument there. c) It might be. I got the "yeah you are"s and homepage votes anyway. Your argument = fail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a) it's NOT original, because it's been said countless times before, be it on the site, or elsewhere b) You were apparently misinformed of what the REAL joke is. c) it is.... look it up. your life = fail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why don't you look it up? Because I search "Commas save" and my post was the only one to come up. :) Well then maybe you should inform me of the REAL joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's been done before...... more than once, fuckin' trust me. "what's up?" "eating you?" "What's up?" "eating, you?" THAT is how commas save lives.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm seriously not understanding what your problem with this post is. There is no evidence that this is a repost. That is what I just typed when making that post. There is no argument here ; you are telling me that my post explains the joke perfectly, but it's not original. This argument is pointless and I'm not going to contribute to it anymore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's about damn time you stopped replying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...seriously.How old are you? get a life -.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

anytime

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just one thing to say: Your grammar = fail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And question marks. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

-nods-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

example: "lets eat, grandma!" or.... "lets eat grandma!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was going to say that.... :[ haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's the ORIGINAL joke. OP fucked it up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't fuck anything up. I was talking to a friend and this is the beginning of our conversation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

stopppppppppppppp replying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not sure why, but this post reminded me of the joke from Lynne Truss's book "Eats, Shoots and Leaves": A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons. 'Why?' asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. 'Well, I'm a panda,' he says, at the door. 'Look it up.' The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. 'Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots, and leaves.' Commas make wonderful conversation and some good jokes. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There HAVE been posts before about needing commas, but they weren't original either. Get over it. People post things repeatedly on here ALL THE TIME, so what? It's not like the point ever loses its meaning.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like how this OP is - very bravely - defending his post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, way to stand up for yoself. :-)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Her* but thank you :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've never heard this post before, and even if it has been on here, most of the people wouldn't have known. So good job on your clever and ORIGINAL post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:))

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anonymous, stfu, get a damn life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

bahahahaha every comment on here is bitching about this anon? "oh noes, someone has a logical opinion, let's hate him!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't hate on him at all. I told him my side of the argument. I proved his "logical" opinion wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't say you hated on him. I said you (along with everyone else) were bitching at him. Also, it sure doesn't look like you proved his opinion wrong. haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well I obviously did since his only argument was claiming it to be a repost and my post was the only one in the site's records that involved commas saving lives.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you read his comments again, he also corrected you on your lack of proper use of the joke, and how you have to know how to use commas in order to get your version of the joke, which is, as he pointed out, an incorrect usage of the joke. but whatever. I don't care about his argument, I just point out that I thought it was funny how everyone was bitching him out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's really quite sad how people make such a big deal out of something so, well, small. Nice post anyway, though. It's really quite clever. =)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha i just laughed out loud. good job :]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Let's eat grandma." "Let's eat, grandma" Another way commas save lives.

by Anonymous 13 years ago