Dogs?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fun fact: There is a bone in dog penis'.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess you could call that -sunglasses- a real boner.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And human female penises are where now?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

inb4 humans are animals.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Plural words don't have apostrophes. It's "penises" not "penis's".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Horses? Rhinos? Dogs? Blue whales?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm scared to ask how you know all this.... When you said you were a virgin, did you mean you've never had a human penis inside your vagina?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha. By virgin I meant I've never experienced any penetration of my vagina.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm starting to doubt that.... From the looks of it, your vagina is a short stick away from being a penetration center

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The pot calling the kettle black!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm proud to say, I haven't been penetrated yet!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I mean the other away around, silly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What? That's a proposterous hypothesis, did Steve tell you that perchance? I'm saving mine for you babe ;]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're so full of it. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If it's full of me, to want you full of me then I guess I'm a fool of it, but I'd rather be a fool of love, than be wise without it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wanting me to be full of you does not make you a fool of love.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well when you put it that way....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're actually admitting defeat? This is one for the record books.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well you would see "da feet" more often, if you spent time with me ;]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get the innuendo..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The feet? It's a foot long....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...your penis?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well... yeah. I'm not talking about my nose here... I ain't Pinnochio

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...That's entirely too large. Who could fit that in their mouth or vagina? Pinocchio is sexy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sure you could find a way, you'd be surprised what you can do, when you try ;] You're into some of the weirdest things... I just want to let you know that you're a freak. That whole facade you have going on with a cute picture can't hide that fact!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I doubt it. That'd rip, or choke, or hurt something. I'm totally not into the weirdest things! I'm like not a freak at all. If anything, YOU'RE the freak--all you do is talk about sex.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It won't hurt to try That's because all YOU do is talk about sex. I mean I'm not the one who just commented about a whales penis! Besides look at my other comments, I have normal functioning conversation with the rest of the amiriters, but here you are making sexual remarks even when I'm not involved! It's plain to see that you want to lose your virginity, you should let me help you out ;]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't always talk about sex! I'm like the most chaste person ever; it's not my fault that this happened to be a post about penises and that we discuss male anatomy in AP Bio a lot. I also do not make sexual remarks, and if I do they're in good taste. You on the other turn EVERYTHING into a sexual innuendo and make numerous sexual remarks, and not just to me, but with other Amiriters, too! I think the last thing I read of yours, beside this was something about a freaking AssCave. Also, I'm very proud of my virginity and I don't think I want to lose it anytime soon. Also, guess what? I found the perfect prom dress. Isn't that awesome? :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bet that's the whole reason you took that class, to discuss the male anatomy... a lot! I'm flattered you stalk me and all, but if you're going to stalk, stalk good. That's strictly professional, I was advertising my company to possible clients. Well I'm sure I would help you find it, even if it means I have to get on my knees ;] Prom... I never went to mine, I did have a date though. Let's just say we went straight to the after prom party... in my pants. The best part is I didn't spend $500 on those pair of pants. It was just any other normal pair. But if you want to waste your money on such frivolous events, then who am I to tell you not to

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would never take a class to discuss male anatomy! What part of me being a chaste little virgin don't you get? ;) I just needed another AP. Whatever! I don't stalk you at all. I just happened to perusing and I just happened to come across that. I mean, stalking is for people like you. I don't think I want your help. You'd do more damage than good. Frivolous events? My SENIOR prom, FRIVOLOUS? What is wrong with you, man? That's like the second best part of high school. PLUS. Since I'm an honors and a Platinum senior I get a free ticket, so all I have to pay for is my dress and hair.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's nothing to be ashamed of... I once took a class on how to massage and you know what, I'm a better person because of it. You just happened to be perusing my conversation with other people (you probably don't even know) and read my comment all the way to the end? And what exactly are people like me? Okay good deal, I won't help you find your virginity once I toss it through the window and to the wall, till the sweat drops.... Senior honors, ap classes, ugh you sound REALLY ughhh. Well, have fun at your best part of high school thingy machiger. May the best of yesterday be the worst of tomorrow ;]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, you should totally give me a massage then! I love massages. My sister does them all the time for me. No. I just happen to comment on random people's wall a lot and I usually read their wall (you can find out a lot about a person just by reading their wall posts) before I post anything. :P And people like you are just..people like you. I can't explain it. You're inexplicable! ..Down your balls! I sound really ughhh? Ughhh as in what? I will try to have fun. Guess what else? I went driving for the first time today!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well if you're going to keep stalking me, at least homepage my posts! Ughh... you're excited about driving? That's REALLY depressing. Things like that, that make you described as ughh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I DON'T STALK YOU. What's wrong with being excited about driving? I was totally shit at it, though. I ran off the road, almost hit a trashcan, and had traffic backed up! It was fun, though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can't be serious... what are you Spongebob? How'd you manage to.... What's so exciting about driving anyways?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, technically it wasn't as bad as it sounds. I just held onto the steering wheel too much and got the gas and brake confused. It's exciting to me, because it's something new. It was my first time. Like, the first time I washed dishes it was a huge, soapy adventure filled with fun and bubbles and gushing water! Now, I've done it so much it's become mundane, but the first time you do anything it's exciting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

our penises are not outside of our bodies originally. ever seen an uncircumcised penis? its pretty much the same thing as a dog or horse penis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(into bestiality): Well, who'd know better than you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thats right

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(into bestiality): Ok, so I know you're a troll... but have you ever taken a Human Biology class : / The male penis is still on the outside it doesn't matter if it has an intact foreskin or not, as it only covers the tip of the penis anyway.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

err mine is inside..

by Anonymous 13 years ago